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Caliborn ([personal profile] deudly) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-07-05 08:06 pm
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2nd Jeer

OK EVERYONE.
BAD NEWS. AND EVEN WORSE NEWS. COMING UP.

BAD NEWS FIRST.
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS SHITHOLE. AND NOW CANNOT CONTINUE MY GRAND MASTER WORK HOMOSUCK.
AND ALL MY GREAT TIME LORD POWERS. WHICH I GOT FROM CASUAL ASCENSION TO GOD TIER. DON'T WORK.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION BEGINNING A NEW GRAND MASTER WORK. FOR ALL OF YOU HERE.
I AM THINKING OF CALLING IT. "ASSFUCK".
BECAUSE WE'RE IN ASGARD. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. IT'S INCREDIBLY CLEVER.

WORSE NEWS.
MY PATRON GOD HAS FORBID ME FROM KILLING ALL THE ANNOYING PEOPLE SWARMING IN.
SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING CALLIOPE "QUEEN OF ASGARD". IF I DO.
FUCK THAT.
SO THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT TO SEND THEM ALL BACK.
PERSONALLY. I THINK KILLING THEM WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH FASTER. AND LESS TIME CONSUMING FOR HIM.
BUT WHATEVER. I WILL RESPECT MY PATRON GOD BRO. EVEN IF HE DID SAY "PLEASE". UGH.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IN REGARDS TO THIS NEWS. YOU CAN SHOVE IT.

[ooc: Open to 4th wall interactions btw, for anyone outside of Asgard who wants to tag!]

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timaeus_testified: (You know this stupid right?)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
You appear now?
You missed the raid on the giants.
deudly: (So we carried all the groceries in)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
FUCK GIANTS.
I CASUALLY ASCENDED TO BEING THE BEST.
AND WHOOP DE DOO GIANTS.
TWO OF MY GREMLINS ARE GIANTS.
WHO CARES?
timaeus_testified: Art by <lj site="tumblr.com" user="jin-nyeh"> (Jesus can't leave those two alone.)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
So your session actually worked to that degree.
Interesting.

It probably wouldn't be easier on anyone if you started killing.
The dead get revived here.
deudly: (While hauling out the trash)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU SURE?
THOR REALLY DIDN'T WANT ME KILLING THEM.
MORE THAN HE USUALLY DOESN'T WANT ME KILLING PEOPLE.
timaeus_testified: (pic#6176063)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.
I didn't think anyone could get you to listen.
I stand corrected.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
deudly: (To decide what's fair.)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I AM ONLY LISTENING OUT OF RESPECT. FOR MY PATRON GOD.
AND BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK DON'T WANT CALLIOPE TO BE QUEEN OF ASGARD.
I MEAN. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE DIRK?
HER. QUEEN. OF ANYTHING.
IT MAKES ME SICK.
timaeus_testified: (Don't point that thing at me.)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of your patron god.
Did the power he gave you get any stronger?
deudly: (I always did what I always did)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT? NO.
HE SAID I HAVE TO BRING COLOR TO THE CITY. TO GET MORE POWER.
I OFFERED TO PAINT IT. WITH CALLIOPE'S BLOOD. BUT HE SAID NO.
caduuceus: (contemplative)

[personal profile] caduuceus 2013-07-06 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
and here i thoUght thor didn't mUch care for me.

[It takes her a moment to respond because wow, he.. he is actually listening to someone he claims to respect. No need to comment about killing the guests if the odds are already in her favor.]

so yoU took a little trip home and went god-tier, did yoU?
timaeus_testified: (And you want me to do what about it?)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know what he means by coloring the city?
tipsygnostalgia: Icon: <user name=draggy> (Default)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
im going 2 go get di stri to draw a pic of u and your godbro engaged in a tender hug
i will give it to thor so he can frame it and look at it longingly every night
sharingone: (pic#6386307)

voice; no i have to tag with him too he is just like wat

[personal profile] sharingone 2013-07-06 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
...What?
tipsygnostalgia: Icon: <user name=draggy> ([GT] lolwat)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
also you sure ur not gay
or whatever cherubs call it because ive got 2 say
ur sounding real gay right now bro
deudly: (While hauling out the trash)

[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
NO.
I'M NOT GAY AT ALL.
EVEN IF I AM MATURE ENOUGH TO RESPECT THOR'S REQUEST. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I FUCKING LIKE IT!
THIS IS THE LEAST GAY THING EVER.
deudly: (I do not know what can)

[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. AND DEFINITELY NOT HIM.
HE JUST LIKES PISSING ME OFF. BY USING YOU. AND IT WORKS.
AND YES I DID. I WANTED TO BECOME THE BEST. AND SO I DID. CASUALLY.
deudly: (What I always had to sling.)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT?
deudly: (But don't act like you care)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
HE TOLD ME. VAGUELY.
SOMETHING ABOUT TALKING TO PEOPLE.
EMOTIONS.
I'M TALKING TO YOU. AND I AM HAVING MANY EMOTIONS.
BUT I DON'T FEEL STRONGER.
timaeus_testified: (The prince is awake.)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
From experience, I believe it means making new friends.
I leveled up last month.
sharingone: (pic#6386308)

forever voice;

[personal profile] sharingone 2013-07-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
What is wrong with you?
tipsygnostalgia: (mirror)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
youre talking about homosucks and assfucks
that is statistically at leasr 78.93% day sorry 2 say
exegesis: @tertian (Statistical analysis.)

[personal profile] exegesis 2013-07-06 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
The contextualization of these works increases that percentage by at least another 14.362%, which is a generously fuckin' low estimation.
tipsygnostalgia: <user name="his_silhouette"> (this shit is crazy)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh snap
ive been correct by tha MATHS MASTER
Edited (html what even) 2013-07-06 06:31 (UTC)
sexyoldgirl: (Never Reads Instructions)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-07-06 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
You can't get Time Lord powers from casual ascension to god tier.
That's just ridiculous.
deudly: (But don't act like you care)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
AND WHO MADE YOU THE TIME LORD EXPERT.
NOT FUCKING ME.
AND I'M THE LORD OF TIME. SO I THINK I WILL BE THE JUDGE. AS TO WHO IS AN EXPERT. AND WHO IS NOT.
deudly: (To decide what's fair.)

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[personal profile] deudly 2013-07-06 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
OH. GREAT.
HERE COMES ANOTHER HUMAN. COMING TO TELL ME HOW FUCKED UP I AM.
THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MEATBAG?
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