deudly: (I do not know what can)
Caliborn ([personal profile] deudly) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-07-05 08:06 pm

2nd Jeer

OK EVERYONE.
BAD NEWS. AND EVEN WORSE NEWS. COMING UP.

BAD NEWS FIRST.
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS SHITHOLE. AND NOW CANNOT CONTINUE MY GRAND MASTER WORK HOMOSUCK.
AND ALL MY GREAT TIME LORD POWERS. WHICH I GOT FROM CASUAL ASCENSION TO GOD TIER. DON'T WORK.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION BEGINNING A NEW GRAND MASTER WORK. FOR ALL OF YOU HERE.
I AM THINKING OF CALLING IT. "ASSFUCK".
BECAUSE WE'RE IN ASGARD. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS. IT'S INCREDIBLY CLEVER.

WORSE NEWS.
MY PATRON GOD HAS FORBID ME FROM KILLING ALL THE ANNOYING PEOPLE SWARMING IN.
SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING CALLIOPE "QUEEN OF ASGARD". IF I DO.
FUCK THAT.
SO THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT TO SEND THEM ALL BACK.
PERSONALLY. I THINK KILLING THEM WOULD MAKE IT SO MUCH FASTER. AND LESS TIME CONSUMING FOR HIM.
BUT WHATEVER. I WILL RESPECT MY PATRON GOD BRO. EVEN IF HE DID SAY "PLEASE". UGH.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. IN REGARDS TO THIS NEWS. YOU CAN SHOVE IT.


[ooc: Open to 4th wall interactions btw, for anyone outside of Asgard who wants to tag!]
timaeus_testified: (You know this stupid right?)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
You appear now?
You missed the raid on the giants.
timaeus_testified: Art by <lj site="tumblr.com" user="jin-nyeh"> (Jesus can't leave those two alone.)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
So your session actually worked to that degree.
Interesting.

It probably wouldn't be easier on anyone if you started killing.
The dead get revived here.
timaeus_testified: (pic#6176063)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.
I didn't think anyone could get you to listen.
I stand corrected.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
timaeus_testified: (Don't point that thing at me.)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of your patron god.
Did the power he gave you get any stronger?
caduuceus: (contemplative)

[personal profile] caduuceus 2013-07-06 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
and here i thoUght thor didn't mUch care for me.

[It takes her a moment to respond because wow, he.. he is actually listening to someone he claims to respect. No need to comment about killing the guests if the odds are already in her favor.]

so yoU took a little trip home and went god-tier, did yoU?
timaeus_testified: (And you want me to do what about it?)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know what he means by coloring the city?
tipsygnostalgia: Icon: <user name=draggy> (Default)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
im going 2 go get di stri to draw a pic of u and your godbro engaged in a tender hug
i will give it to thor so he can frame it and look at it longingly every night
sharingone: (pic#6386307)

voice; no i have to tag with him too he is just like wat

[personal profile] sharingone 2013-07-06 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
...What?
tipsygnostalgia: Icon: <user name=draggy> ([GT] lolwat)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
also you sure ur not gay
or whatever cherubs call it because ive got 2 say
ur sounding real gay right now bro
timaeus_testified: (The prince is awake.)

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[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-07-06 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
From experience, I believe it means making new friends.
I leveled up last month.
sharingone: (pic#6386308)

forever voice;

[personal profile] sharingone 2013-07-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
What is wrong with you?
tipsygnostalgia: (mirror)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
youre talking about homosucks and assfucks
that is statistically at leasr 78.93% day sorry 2 say
exegesis: @tertian (Statistical analysis.)

[personal profile] exegesis 2013-07-06 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
The contextualization of these works increases that percentage by at least another 14.362%, which is a generously fuckin' low estimation.
tipsygnostalgia: <user name="his_silhouette"> (this shit is crazy)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-07-06 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh snap
ive been correct by tha MATHS MASTER
Edited (html what even) 2013-07-06 06:31 (UTC)
sexyoldgirl: (Never Reads Instructions)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-07-06 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
You can't get Time Lord powers from casual ascension to god tier.
That's just ridiculous.

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