[ Heya, Asgard. Desmond here has been part of the recent disappearances, unaware of the time that has passed between his departure and his return. Judging by his surroundings, he's just been given the boot by the castle maids, his expression tense. Small wonder why. It's a mite chilly for May, and he's clearly without a shirt.

Or much else, though he's not letting the camera drop to display any of that for public consumption. Banding in the stushes seems like a good plan for now, yes. ]

If this is someone's idea of a joke, no offense, but your sense of humor could use some work. If there's anyone up now that could lend a guy some pants, I'd be eternally grateful and in your debt et cetera et cetera.

[Loras looks into his device, looking a bit troubled. Well--partially troubled, also slightly confused. It's an interesting look on his face, but, well, he never has been the brightest creature, so 'confusion' isn't that unfamiliar to some.]

I would beg people's pardon for a few moments, if I may.

It seems Renly has lost his bracelet--I know it is difficult to locate someone who is grey, but if someone finds him, please let me know. I would not like for him to suffer in that state for longer than necessary.

[And Loras hasn't been able to find him on his own.]

Also, the...the woman that was living with Renly and I seems to have left the city. Margaery? She was a very kind woman, but-- [He runs a hand through his hair.] With Renly gone, I have no clue on why she was invited to live with us.

[Yes, someone has forgotten his own sister. He shakes his head, moving to turn off the device, but then--]

And what are those bloody spectral people?

So... I'm back. I went home and now I'm back. [Not the announcement.]

Well this... [Not entirely sure what to make of it. But he definitely noticed something very different. Like his bracelet gem, for one.]

Er... How long have I been gone? Does this happen often? [He should know it does but he's forgetting such a thing at the moment.]

Can people change houses when they leave and come back? [He also should know that, but he doesn't for now.]

[ When you're scared out of your wits and you've been throwing up all morning, what do you do? Ignore it like a champ. ]

so not that this isn’t all mind-blowing as get out, but i’m a little disappointed.

i mean: we all get drafted into a magical war -- and we don’t even get an enchanted sword? or a wise bearded mentor figure?

don’t get me wrong, the superpowers are cool and all. but you can’t win a war with an army that walked off the set of trans-dimensional maury. we gotta get some proper heroic names going.

i’ll be the SKELETON KING OF THE ANCIENT BONE WASTES (and rakish good looks). the rest of you gotta make your own -- but i’ll be a generous lich lord and lend you all a small helping hand.

[ Has your character been starting to forget things? What was their favourite colour, again? ]