[ Effie said to make himself presentable, so here he is, freshly showered and clean. So fresh, in fact, that his hair is still wet and dripping onto the same shirt he was wearing yesterday ( possibly the day before that too, but who's keeping count? Not Haymitch! ). He smiles, so very pleasantly. ]

A dear friend of mine told me to announce my presence and make some new friends, and I thought to myself, now, Haymitch, that is a great idea. We've all been kidnapped to fight the same war with our feelings, maybe I should make some friends.

[ He spreads his arms wide with a warm grin. ]

So what do you say, gang? Hug it out before we all die bloody?

[ There's an indignant screech from somewhere offscreen, and Effie shouts; ]

Haymitch!

[ To which, he just laughs and holds up his hands in surrender while she comes and slaps off the feed before he can do anything else horrible. ]

[ ooc; so friends wow what a cheerful. check out this here opt-out post if you'd like to avoid spoilers for Mockingjay and/or avoid the more fun ( read as: terrible ) parts of THG universe! ]

For those of you who interacted with Puck in the mirror world (white-haired, floating, mischief maker, magic, spells via rhymes):

It was enjoyable while it lasted. However, now that we are back in the real Asgard, do not expect to see him again. Details may or may not be provided depended on questions asked, if you wish.

[yes he knows this sounds creepy. but he's covering all his bases the best way he can: sweeping things under the rug and not giving straight answers. Owen's settling back into needless secrecy and he does not want to get out of that routine.

also, like hell he's telling all of you all the details. lol nope.]

Have a good day.

[Private to Demona]
Remember what we agreed about secrets.

[aka 'please don't out him of the magical closet, buddy.']

[ It's only been two weeks since Goku has arrived in Asgard, and thanks to dealing with Natives trying to murder him in some kind of alternate world, there hasn't been much time to actually address Asgard at large.

It's been plenty of time, however, to settle into Thor House. ]

Do we gotta live by ourselves? Not that the room isn't nice or nothin' [ because it really is! ] but...

[ He'd told the Sheriff he was doing alright by himself, and he is. But since he's been with Konzen, it seems like forever ago that he would sleep on the mountain with no one else there. Even then, there were the animals making noise around him. ]

It's quiet an' the bed's too big an' there's no one to tell me stories when I have t' sleep.

Konzen isn't here yet [ Goku has no doubt whatsoever that he'll show up eventually. ] so it's reeeeally empty.

Hello! My name is Remus Lupin; I've been here for a while, but this is my first time posting here, so, er, hello. I've a few questions, if you don't mind answering:

Firstly, how many of you aren't human originally? Vampires, werewolves, succubi, veela, angels, et cetera. And if you are, how did coming to Asgard change you, in terms of your physiology?

Secondly! How many of you come from worlds that have time travel? And if so, what are their rules regarding changing things around via time? How many of you have met people from your significant past or future?

Obviously, I'll respect everyone's privacy; if you respond privately, I absolutely will not tell anyone what you've written-- which, I know you don't know me, but my word seems to be one of the few things I have left in Asgard.

Thank you very much for your contribution.

[Private to: H. Potter, J. Potter, L. Potter, H. Granger, S. Black, D. Malfoy, A. Dumbledore, and S. Snape:]

As the post implies, my own lycanthropy has been cured; I'm entirely human now. So you all know. Severus, I don't think there's much of a reason to keep me out of teaching at your school any longer. Do you have anyone teaching classic literature?