[and here shows up nier's face.

surprise, it's still nier.]

Am I the only that's still myself?

[seriously this is the weirdest prank yet. the fact that he was spared is a small point in the gods' favor.]

[The feed turns on to show the view from a first floor window in Hel's welcome house before it's quickly adjusted to Cassandra's face as the focus. Her expression is a mix of curiosity and slight concern as she addresses the network.]

This isn't... permanent, right? Or harmful? It seems like another weird prank. No point to it.

[There's a pause where furrows her brow a little before posing another question.]

How many aren't affected?

[And now she'll end the feed, leaning over to a coffee table to take a drink from her mug of tea. Maybe she'll come across a housemate or something, who knows.]

[Here's a familiar face, Asgard! Except her behaviour is nothing like that which you might be familiar with at all!]

My... It looks like I haven't had the fortune to avoid this new occurrence! Just so no one's too horribly confused with these switches in physical appearance, this is Keine Kamishirasawa reporting in with the appearance of Akari Mizuhashi.

Ah, it's been a while since I've felt this youthful and full of energy... Maybe this explains how cheerful Akari always seemed!

In any case, has anyone seen Akari just yet? It might be appropriate that we met, just to even certain potential problems out before they happen. 'Prevention is better than cure', yes?

Thank you for your time. [an informal half bow like she always does (albeit in the wrong body), before she shuts the feed off]

[ The feed opens up to a very...girly room, the bracelet most likely sitting on a nightstand opposite of the bed. There's plenty of cutesy decorations and candy everywhere, though it might have not been entirely intentional, as there appears to be a young girl going on a rampage around the room, wearing a frilly nightgown and throwing everything she can get her hands on everywhere. ]

What the HELL IS GOING ON?! [ She kicked the wall with surprising force. The neighboring rooms in Freya house probably wouldn't be happy with all of the commotion. ] It's not funny, dammit! [ The tone of voice and words didn't match the young girl as all, as well as the stomping around. ]

Argh! [ And there went her pillow, as it crashed into the bracelet, and the feed turned off. ]

[ ooc: K' has bodyswapped with Kula! If those near her room want to confront him about all the noise he's making, feel free to do so! ]

[Guess who got swapped? If you guessed Sora then you're right! Somehow she found herself in the body of that one woman who looks like that golden witch Beatrice except it's the other one? You know, the nice SANE one?

Welp...this was a new experience.]

Um, I think due to what's going on, I don't think I'll be able to come into work today. Does anyone know how long this will last?



[Private to Beatrice Castiglioni]


Hey, are you alright over there?




((OOC: Yep, Sora's switched with Beatrice Castiglioni for the event! Tags will come from hisdesire !))

[ The video feed snaps on to who... looks like K'. But looks are pretty deceiving right now. K's inappropriately girly gestures automatically make it very very clear to anyone who knows him that this isn't him. It's actually Kula, someone from his home, plopped into his body. This becomes even more apparent as soon as Kula opens K's trap up. ]

Hi hi! This is Kula! Yes, it really is Kula, I'm not lying. [ She sticks out her tongue defiantly. ] For some reason I'm in big grump's body which totally sucks. You don't even want to know how I got dressed!

[ She's joking, Kula's got the pants on that K' wore to bed that night and a t-shirt she found lying around. She's just being dramatic for dramatics sake. ]

Anyway, I'm just letting everyone know that I'm stuck in here just in case you need beautiful ol' me for something! Oh and um, if anyone has any ideas on showering let me know? Because I don't want to smell like stinky sweaty K' for however long I'm stuck in here.

((ooc: This is Kula in K's body, just to make sure there's no confusion.))

[Action]

[Those watching a certain piano performance at Draupnir are treated to an odd sight. In the midst of a beautiful piece, the pianist suddenly stops with a look of mixed pain and surprise. That expression quickly changes to one of horror when "he" notices the stage and the audience. After a very awkward pause, "he" mumbles a small apology and stumbles offstage.

Other actors or folks who may just happen to be at the Draupnir, particularly backstage, are free to pester the guy. Particularly since he appears to be in tears at his own reflection. Um.]

[Video]

[And for those who aren't at the Draupnir, have a terrified to tears guy on the network! Or is it really...?]

I-I think I've b-become Rutherford-san... s-somehow...

Wh-what's going on?

[The feed starts with a click and a close view of pouting lips and furrowed brows over heterocromatic eyes. Eventually the camera pulls back to catch a woman's face and torso, arms crossing over her chest. Those who know her, would recognize Delirium but like the rest of the recent posts on the network, something seems off. Perhaps it's the posture (back straight, shoulders tense, arms uncomfortably pressed close to her chest), or the expression on her face, but it becomes clear once she speaks, voice dipping lower as if used to a deeper timbre, vowels and consonants sipping into an accent.]

If someone could tell me who I am right now, I'd be grateful. [There's a huff, a rough running of fingers over the short strands of cropped hair. Russia's not used to this body and it shows in how he shifts and expects the lengths of his arms to be longer. There's a frown.] Alternatively, if anybody knows where my body is? Tall, pale blond, purple eyes, shadow control, thanks.

[He nods, frown still tugging at his lips and shuts off the feed.]

[It starts out audio, a young man's overly excited voice.]

Hey, this is like a phone, right? AH, it's working -- whoah, it's moving! It's really doing stuff! It's so cool! Wait, wait... It gets video, huh? Let me try...

[The video switches on after a moment -- and the user is as energetic in appearance as he is in sound. He throws his hands up in joyful triumph, jumping up and down a moment as if he's ready to burst with happiness.

The only thing off? He's kind of covered in mostly-dried blood. His face, his hair, and his abdomen look like he or someone near him must have lost enough blood to more than kill a man, but by his movements he seems just fine.]

COOOOOOL! SO COOL! God's really amazing after all! This must be a reward for putting on a good show, huh? A really awesome afterlife! So hey, if you guys got here by dying too, you should tell me how! There's probably a lot of different deaths in a place like this...

And, oh-- Mister, are you out there?

[ His name may be listed as Tokiya Ichinose, but currently he's wearing the face of someone else, namely one Rose Lalonde. And he's not really pleased with the current situation. ]

I know I should be prepared for the worst, but this is... not what I had in mind. Would the owner of this original body please contact me as soon as possible? Thank you very much.

[ ooc: future tags will be made by tsundereidol, and I'm borrowing a few icons from aggrievance just for this event. ;v; ]