What the hell is this? A kids' book? We've been chosen by "the gods" to restore color and life to this city? This is the most pathetic, idealistic bullshit I've ever seen. I hope none of you are stupid enough to believe this is what's actually going on here, whatever the the reality is!

[He sighs and cracks his neck. No use getting all worked up. He'll keep his cool, but he's still obviously mad as hell -- or at least irritated, and certainly condescending.]

Of course, there will be idiots everywhere...

And whoever is really responsible for this? You interrupted something pretty damn important... I'm not happy about that.