Hey, how many of you have super speed? I wanna run an experiment.

...Or make a club! We could call ourselves the uhhhh, the Sprinters. Or the Bolts. Oooh, I like that.


Come to think of it, are there any support groups for people with powers they might not even want? Or do we have an "every man is an island" thing going on concerning crappy powers from gods who are jerks and like to see people suffer? I'm just curious, I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything. [he is unabashedly going for disrespect]

So here's a question. How many of you've- No, I'm not going to start with that.

[ It's too depressing, and he'd rather try and stay as upbeat as he can. ]

What've you got waiting for you back home?

[ Oh, he knows sometimes there's no getting around the difficult things, and that's not his point. He doesn't believe in sugarcoating anything.

And now that he's said this, he's just realized he's been a bit one-note with his transmissions, since both of them have had to do with their homes. ]

It's just that I've been thinking, it puts this war we're supposed to be fighting into perspective. Thinking about the people and places I want to keep safe does that for me.

[ Alright, maybe he'll get laughed off the network for saying what's on his mind, and really, he's okay with that. He just had to put his thoughts somewhere, so he did. ]