[Here's a somewhat curious-looking face, pausing to clear his throat a bit before he starts off.]

Hey, um-- so I know I've seen people make this sort of request already, but I'm kind of looking for something a little more specific? I could use some extra help with the whole fighting business, if anybody's got the spare time and the inclination for some personal lessons, but I need to learn some self-defense and I need to know how to disable, particularly. Not interested in anything lethal.

I have body control and I'm trying to work on that more, but-- well. People are probably right about not being useless without that if need be, and as it stands? [He just sort of gestures at himself. Absolutely scrawny.] ...Not so much with the 'useful' bit, there. Figured it'd be a good idea to try to change that.

We can work out compensation, I'm fine with payment, trade, whatever you'd want in return.

Okay... okay this 'random arrival' thing was cute. [This is as sarcastic as someone can be without holding up a sign saying I'M BEING SARCASTIC.]

Nice trick the gods pulled, ha ha everyone is laughing.

[Isaac is not laughing. His voice is deadpan, a little tight, and when he glances behind him, there's... another Isaac. They look practically identical, save for wearing different clothes, a slightly different hairstyle, and Isaac- the one making the post- takes a deep breath and looks back to the feed, still in. A little bit of shock.]

But this.

This is a little creepy.

[Another deep breath. Deep breaths are important when the Invasion of the Bodysnatchers goes from Tuesday night B Horror to actual real life.]

...any explanations?


[[ooc: other Isaac is fugitive_but_great! Threadjacking is encouraged everywhere, and other Isaac will tag around a bit/threadjack too.]]