SPLASH
"oh, bloody--"

[The feed starts with a swirl of green, as Calliope swiftly redirects the communicator- which has so graciously turned itself on when she fell in Asgard's fountain after sleep overwhelmed her- away from her face and instead to her drenched clothing. She clears her throat as she wrings out her bowtie, the camera now focusing solely on her drenched clothing.]

"While I am aware my sleeping habits may not align to the rest of yoU lot, I am qUite certain these random boUts of lost concioUsness are not a problem that plagUes myself alone. I might have dismissed the event as one of Asgards many oddities, bUt it woUld appear they have occUred for several days now with varying intensities. I am cUrioUs, might anyone have any sUitable explanations for why this is? We had best see if something can't be done to end this nonsense."