[Xander's on your bracelets Asgard - and he's got company! Jumping in out of the frame as she tries to reach the shiny screen that he constantly moves out of her reach is a border collie puppy. He grins happily before leaning down to pick her up with his non-bracelet hand and she proceeds to try to lick and paw at the hologram screen. Enjoy the view.]

Hi there - Ass guard people - hey if any of you still need proof that we're dealing with pervs just check out that name [Arthur, he's talking to you~] - I got a little hot tip for you all! See Will here - well - I guess she's all you see and not that well - [he laughs as he scratches the top of the dog's head, between her ears. She looks up and starts licking his hand] cute, isn't she? You can't have her, she's mine, but she's got a lot of friends looking for homes at Alison's Pet Shop over at Freya. 

Think about it. Dogs are awesome chick magnets and far as I know none of them breaths fire.