[England appears onscreen, looking exhausted; though at least presentable enough. That is, aside from his hair which is dire need of a cut--it's grown a few inches since he's first arrived. Again, he looks presentable--just downright tired.]

I must apologize for my last broadcast, I-- [he clears his throat and his cheeks color slightly] -- such a display was highly unnecessary and again I do apologize for having subjected you lot to that sort of uncouth behavior.

...

[AWKWARD PAUSE. Don't worry though everyone, he does this all the time.]

Far be it from me to be rude or intrusive--certainly no intent of the kind!--If you happen to be a native of the British Isles and have not spoken with me yet, I humbly request--er--I firmly request you remedy this as soon as possible. [Because apparently it's a crime for a nation to admit he wants to look after his people. Even though doing so is simply his nature; but admitting this or showing this would imply affection and he can't allow that. It's all got to be business, and that's just how it is!

He gives a stout nod as if that odd request and his stately tone explain everything.]

[private to America]

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[private to Rory, BBC!- and movie!Watsons, Prince Prat Arthur & the Bros of Camelot]

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[private to Merlin]

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(OOC: ps- going to put up an OPEN LOG for shenanigans in a bit. Everyone, not just the people he spoke to, is invited! :D

EDIT: THE LOG is up!)

[When the video opens the first thing one can see is the outside of a building- a new business- with a sign that reads 'The Crossroads' on the front. Then the video pans to show Crowley who is standing in front of said building.]

Right. This is a new bar I've just opened, come check it out, make yourselves at home, everyone's welcome. There's some to eat and plenty to drink. We've even got a piano.

[Because that's important. What's really important, though, is that he seems very sincere about everything he's saying. Might be nothing to others, but odd to those who know the demon.]

Anyway, it's open for business for those of you interested in a place to enjoy yourselves and relax. For anyone looking for a job, there are a few openings...

[He smirks and cuts off the feed there. Won't you come to The Crossroads~?]