Kiyomasa Senji (千地 清正 Senji Kiyomasa) (
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5th slash | accidental audio;
[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.
Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!
....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?
Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!
Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?
Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?
Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]
Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!
[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!
[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!
[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!
Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.
[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!
[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]
(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)
Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!
....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?
Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!
Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?
Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?
Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]
Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!
[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!
[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!
[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!
Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.
[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!
[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]
(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)
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Speaking of...Cerebella's video link provides plenty to be enjoyed. She's too busy laughing to realize it.]
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S...shut up! Oi, stop laughing!
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he'll laugh in return ] A-Ah, glad you're enjoying the feed, < Miss! > [ Have a thumbs up at the feed, complete with battlers dorky engrish for 'miss' ]
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[Yeah his voice is definitely more bolder than what Senji's used to from Shu.]
I'm glad you're still reasonable about these things. Fooling around at time like this would be a mistake. Battler, don't you have anything better to do?
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[he can tell already, something is... different about him.]
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Well. Goodbye Battler, it was nice knowing you. ]
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It had better be for your friend there~
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S-so you two like well-endowed women...?
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Gah no! [STOP CONFUSING HIM!!!]
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...I know what you're thinking... but I'm not with him!
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--Wait. Why are we discussing this, anyways?
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1/3 HAHAHA
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[ She is so disgusted and flustered by this talk ugh. ]
Senji, kick him.
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Having fun over there together, Battler onii-chan, Senji?
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She has to tease him. A little.]
Crow~ you pick some questionable people to hang out with!
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Sometimes, I truly wonder if you intentionally try to make a mockery of yourself, Battler.
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I think he does, actually.
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