asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

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5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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W-What kind of discussion is this!? [ JUST STOP ALREADY ] Don’t talk about a woman’s b-b... chest as if it’s something to indulge in perverse fantasies! There’s more to a girl than those.

Oi, oi. Don't be mistaken--of course there is!

[ he just appreciates certain assets more than other people would ]

Edited 2012-06-23 03:45 (UTC)

Then name another part of a girl that could or should be appreciated. B-B.. Bo- That's out of the question!

I won't deny that I'm a pervert at all, but.... In the end, it's all about their personality, isn't it?

“In the end.” [ She’s really just talking to herself a little there, don’t mind her. ] At least you are aware of the most important aspect of a girl. Not only that, but you don’t exactly hear girls compliment what’s down t-there.. It’s about personality regardless of gender.

If you judge someone just by their looks in the first place, you're gonna be pretty damn unhappy in the end, right? That's a fact that pretty much everyone knows.

That much is obvious, so I won’t give you points on that. Nevertheless, you shouldn’t talk about something like this in public. If you’re going to be a pervert, at least do it in the comfort of your own room so that it’s away from everyone else. [ But, come to think of it, she’s starting to get use to Battler’s boob obsession. ] My only regret is that I don’t have what you love so much.

[ WHY PROVOKE HIM ] That'll change, right? I'm sure in a few years, those'll grow with you, hihihihi! Though, I hadn't expected for this device to come on at all, to be perfectly honest.

[ BECAUSE IT'S WHAT SHE DOES BEST ] Hmph. Is that so? My chances of growing in that department are extremely slim, as much as it pains me to admit. The height, however... at most, I’ll likely grow an inch in the next seven years.

There's still a chance that you'll grow, right? Even if it's one in a million chance, a miracle can definitely occur! [ he should know okay ]

A miracle will definitely not occur. [ At this, her tone turns to a slightly colder one before it vanishes completely only to be replaced with her usual could-care-less tone. ] It would be nice though, but I’m almost positive this is how they’ll remain for the rest of my lasting life.

I'll have hope for you if you won't for yourself! Someone's gotta stay positive, right?

Is that so? Then prepare yourself for disappointment in the next seven years to come.

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