deadcenter: (thank you for starin at my style fashion)
Kiyomasa Senji (千地 清正 Senji Kiyomasa) ([personal profile] deadcenter) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-06-22 08:36 pm

5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ]
--Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (pic#)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-06-23 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ All she's hearing is boobs boobs boobs and, um, talk about kicking her where it hurts. Not that she wants boobs or anything, they'd just weigh her down...!! ]
Edited 2012-06-23 03:41 (UTC)
kd_0079: (Yeah right.)

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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-23 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Huh... [ He doesn't know what to say. ]

So there are perverts here too.
with_the_big_top: (Hat Trick)

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[personal profile] with_the_big_top 2012-06-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Cerebella's just...laughing. Laughing HARD. Boys, boys boys...they're so funny.

Speaking of...Cerebella's video link provides plenty to be enjoyed. She's too busy laughing to realize it.]
departing: (☈ how do you convey love?)

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[personal profile] departing 2012-06-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Senji, it's been some time since we last spoke.

[Yeah his voice is definitely more bolder than what Senji's used to from Shu.]

I'm glad you're still reasonable about these things. Fooling around at time like this would be a mistake. Battler, don't you have anything better to do?
burntviolet: (Don't wanna fight- it would be in vain)

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[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-06-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
...........

[ ...........

Well. Goodbye Battler, it was nice knowing you. ]
highstakesgame: (I can't wait to take George back to Hell)

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[personal profile] highstakesgame 2012-06-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
And what exactly are you looking for the 'right woman' for, Battler-san?

It had better be for your friend there~
brokenpromise: (✩ {Bashful} I wasn't interested in "that)

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[personal profile] brokenpromise 2012-06-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ have a meido just listening in just like the old days where her ears would turn red. ]

....

S-so you two like well-endowed women...?
Edited 2012-06-23 04:28 (UTC)
wristbands: (pic#2304750)

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[personal profile] wristbands 2012-06-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[...Chie has but one thing to say to this whole spectacle.]

Wow.
sc4l3s: (127)

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[personal profile] sc4l3s 2012-06-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I smelled boobs once.
stungun: (Default)

1/3 HAHAHA

[personal profile] stungun 2012-06-23 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ ..........................she isn't sure whether she wants to tease Battler or Senji more tbh. ]
dreamsonwings: (Embarassed)

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[personal profile] dreamsonwings 2012-06-23 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[What the everloving fuck are you two talking out? Welp, this girl can't say much so have this weird expression.]
acquamarina: (☁ BUT WHY)

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[personal profile] acquamarina 2012-06-23 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... Senji-san... [Was she mistaken about you this whole time? Is this the kind of person he really is? One who talks about boobs with other people?! WHAT CAN SHE BELIEVE IN ANYMORE JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE.]
practicality: (37)

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[personal profile] practicality 2012-06-23 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ hello, have a mild scolding: ] I don't think this is at all an appropriate topic to be discussed in public!

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[personal profile] playerkills 2012-06-23 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
B-breast sommelier... If only your sister could listen to you now, Battler.

[ She is so disgusted and flustered by this talk ugh. ]

Senji, kick him.
entreats: (ooc; get out amakusa)

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[personal profile] entreats 2012-06-23 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ at least there's one person here who is terribly unsurprised by all of this.. she takes a deep breath and just gets her tone as deadpan as possible. ]

Having fun over there together, Battler onii-chan, Senji?
occulthymns: (I awoke the dawn)

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[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-06-23 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poor, poor Senji....

She has to tease him. A little.]


Crow~ you pick some questionable people to hang out with!
wittlich: (♙ if it's in self-defense)

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[personal profile] wittlich 2012-06-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yup. Sure is the sound of Bernkastel laughing her ass off.]

Sometimes, I truly wonder if you intentionally try to make a mockery of yourself, Battler.
rorring: (Locked up in this pretty plastic cage)

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[personal profile] rorring 2012-06-23 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you care so much if he swings the other way?

[Bad move? Possibly.]
manlypassion: (... you have got to be shitting me.)

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[personal profile] manlypassion 2012-06-24 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
... wow, and people say I'm bad?
voidseeing: (Yes it's bigger than yours)

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[personal profile] voidseeing 2012-06-24 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, there's nothing wrong with appreciating natural beauty. That's a part of what makes life worth living.