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Kiyomasa Senji (千地 清正 Senji Kiyomasa) ([personal profile] deadcenter) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-06-22 08:36 pm

5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ]
--Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

titties: (I am ‘ma a make you shine bright)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-01 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Or maybe it was magic. [ okay he wouldn't have said that before getting his big shiny cape but things are different now!! ]
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ✿ ) ᴛʀᴏɪs ᴄᴇɴᴛ ǫᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-02 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe it was puberty. [ But magic... she kind of liked that idea. *~Magic.~* Yes, she’s still a child inside but let her believe she’s an adult with adult reasoning. ]
titties: (You are my FIRE)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
--That fast?! [ yeah it's his turn to be super skeptical... ]
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ☢ ) ᴛʀᴏɪs ᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴄɪɴǫᴜᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴇᴛ ᴜɴ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-02 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you perhaps think I’d believe you straight away when you said that? Hmph. Don’t be absurd. Anything can be explained with simple logic. Take a child, for example. Because they are so young and know nothing of the workings around them, they’ll explain how something works by putting magic into the equation. I’ll explain this while using a light bulb to further prove my point. A child doesn’t know that a light bulb is run by electricity and instead say that it was magic when they switch it on or off. Anything can be explained with magic if you don’t know what makes it tick.

[ Doesn’t this feel familiar to you Battoraaaaa... ]
titties: (but I know about you)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-02 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god its just like him before he became a witch whhhy ]

... You know, you and I are a lot similar than I thought, but... sorry... Magic does exist. I wouldn't have believed it a while ago myself.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ✖ ) ᴅᴏᴜᴢᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ she is you... a blast from the past!! ]

Is that so? Then, by all means, show me this so called ‘magic’ of yours.
titties: (let me talk to you)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-03 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
... When the time is right, I definitely will.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ☢ ) ᴄᴇɴᴛ ǫᴜᴀᴛʀᴇ-ᴠɪɴɢᴛ-ᴛʀᴇɪᴢᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-03 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooh, is that so? If that’s how you’re going to play it, I suppose I will eagerly await the day when you see it fit to show me this magic of yours.
titties: (And I say hey…. hey….)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-03 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll show you lots and lots of awesome magic, hihihihi! It'll be worth the wait!
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ☢ ) ᴅᴇᴜx ᴄᴇɴᴛ sᴏɪxᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴇᴛ ᴏɴᴢᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I would hope so, especially after making me wait for such a long time. [ He never said it was a long time though. ] Suffice to say, I would be quite disappointed if everything you showed me was all down to mere flukes or tricking the eyes.
titties: (What’s goin’ on)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-04 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
... I get it. You're the type of person who won't believe in magic, even if they're shown it, aren't you? [ iN OTHER WORDS, HIM ]
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ✖ ) ᴛʀᴏɪs ᴄᴇɴᴛ sᴏɪxᴀɴᴛᴇ-ᴅᴇᴜx.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-04 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
And there you go, jumping to conclusions again. [ A sigh. ] If I’m shown proof I wouldn’t have anything to deny, correct?
titties: (tell me what you don’t)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-05 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
.... It can be kind of easy to yell 'that's not real magic!', no matter what you're shown.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ♦ ) ᴅᴇᴜx ᴄᴇɴᴛ ɴᴇᴜғ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound quite experienced in the topic of denying magic. [ Which is weird okay. ] It would really depend on what that person thinks of magic. Humans have a strange idea on what is or isn’t magic, so it’s all a matter of what that person thinks.
titties: (jesus christ battler reached kyoani-tier)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-05 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I am. Before falling asleep, I denied magic left and right. [ A beat ] Heh, that's true, isn't it? It really is all a matter of perspective sometimes.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ✿ ) ᴅᴇᴜx ᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪx-ʜᴜɪᴛ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Most things in the world are down to perspective. [ A pause as she allows the first piece of his words to settle down. ] How strange. Usually people who deny magic wouldn’t become a magical source themselves. Most people would say that that’s quite counter-productive.
Edited 2012-07-05 18:32 (UTC)
titties: (Make you dance do a spin)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-05 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Things change pretty drastically with that kind of stuff, though. Christmas loses a lot of its magic once you stop believing in Santa, for example. [ despite being a witch now, battler doesnt believe in him at all still... ] .... As for that... It's a pretty long story as to what happened.
Edited 2012-07-05 18:39 (UTC)
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ✖ ) ᴛʀᴏɪs ᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴠɪɴɢᴛ ᴇᴛ ᴜɴ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-06 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even if Ririchiyo doesn't know the full story, she's heard bits and pieces from Ange over the course of time that she'd known her. Naturally, as Ange was a dear friend to her, it was only to be expected that she wanted this story explained further. If anyone would, she had a feeling it would be Battler. ]

It doesn’t look like I’ll be leaving any time soon, so I have more than enough time than desired to listen to this ‘long story’ of yours. [ A pause as she considers her next words. She was curious, so it was obvious her curosity had reached its peak. ]
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (Default)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-06 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ How did she go about wording this? She had a feeling it was a delicate topic and, chances were, if Ange hadn’t told her the story of her past then she must’ve had her reasons. But Ririchiyo was curious on what had made Ange into the deadpan girl she is. What had happened in her life, exactly...? ]

L-L-Look, don’t read too much into this but... I want to know more about your life, back home. Ange... [ Ah, this was awkward. She felt so awkward. ] ... Why is Ange the way she is? I-I’m just curious, so don’t start thinking we’re friends or anything embarrassing like that.
titties: (let me talk to you)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-06 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Heh. I get it. [ He'll filter this then. It's not something that everyone should hear... ] For Ange's sake, right? I get it, I get it. Alright, I'll tell you the story about what happened back at home...

You sure you don't want to meet or something for this? It's a lengthy enough story to be called a novel.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ❢ ) ᴛʀᴏɪs ᴄᴇɴᴛ sᴏɪxᴀɴᴛᴇ-ᴛʀᴏɪs.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-06 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
That long, huh..? [ Well, she’ll admit that she couldn’t promise on not falling asleep if Battler told her his and Ange’s story via the bracelet. For a while she’s silent, as if pondering and weighing her options. ] I suppose it would be better to tell me in person. I doubt Ange is the type to look through your activity through the bracelet, but if she did she’d find the fact that something was filtered to be quite suspicious.
titties: (but I know about you)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
... To tell the truth, I think it'd help Ange find peace if more people understood. [ there's also beato but lol nope that's his truth to know and get and not someone not involved in the incident. he's pretty damn selfish when it comes to his wife ] At least a little. .... What happened on those two days when everything changed.... Sorry, but there's some things I won't be able to tell you.

Does my room sound fine? [ he's actually not trying to be a dumb pervert he would rather take this somewhere private... ]
Edited 2012-07-06 05:02 (UTC)
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (Default)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-06 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Truth be told, those few words were enough to gain a large portion of her interest. What did he mean by ‘she would be at peace if more people understood’? ... Perhaps, was it possible that Ange had a similar past to her own? If she did, it would make sense on why they clicked. Her curiosity perked to the highest, Ririchiyo didn’t take a jab at the room comment until a few seconds later. ]

I wasn’t aware that we were in that stage of our friendship. I’ve heard of people starting off as friends and then becoming more but this is going too fast to be healthy. [ Her jokes were, in ways, almost like Ange’s. As in, they never really sounded like jokes but more sincere. ] Hnn. Your room is fine.
titties: (when I’m lying in bed)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-07-06 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? By the sounds of it, the two of you are best friends, ihihihi! If that is the case, then I'll leave you in Ange's hands. [ Because better her then a dumb boy. But no, really--Battler does want her to find a family or good friend since he can't.... be there for her if he leaves. Even moreso at home since he's dead and gone for good... ]

I'll see you in a few then.
Edited 2012-07-06 05:37 (UTC)
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (( ❢ ) ᴅɪx-ɴᴇᴜғ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-07-06 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
T, That’s not true!! [ But it was and, one day, she would learn to accept that fact. ] Your eyes are definitely malfunctioning if you think the two of us are friends. H-Hmph. Besides, I’m fine being alone so such a thing as friends is useless to me. I don’t need to be burden with other peoples’ problems and concerns so dispense from that belief of yours.

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