5th slash | accidental audio;

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[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

Comments

[highstakesgame]

He didn't tell you he's married?

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E...eh...?

Married? To who? [Ange didn't say anything about this....]

[highstakesgame]

[*cackle*]

A very jealous, very cruel woman! It's almost like he's a prisoner in his own home! Is it any wonder he acts out like this?

[deadcenter]

Whaaat...? He acts out because he's married-?

Tch... guess whoever it is must be a real bitch.

[highstakesgame]

He acted out before he was married, too! But he seems to have been unable to curb his tendencies since his wedding!

Oh my, yes! In fact, you could say she's a real witch!

[deadcenter]

[....a real witch....]

I hope that's supposed to be a joke.

[highstakesgame]

What makes you think so?

[deadcenter]

Well.... ain't all women witches? Buahaha!

[highstakesgame]

Only those who possess magical abilities!

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Wh-....

So are you serious about witches huh? Ange told me some stuff about 'em anyways.

[highstakesgame]

As a heart attack.

Ange must know a lot by now, yes. She was once my apprentice's pupil, in a manner of speaking.

[deadcenter]

...Apprentice's pupil? [he's kinda curious.]

[highstakesgame]

Ahh, but that was several years ago now to her, wasn't it? I've even heard she received my old furniture once she progressed far enough in her training...

[being purposefully vague? SURE]

[deadcenter]

Old furniture....

You're seriously being weird here. What's your name again-?

[highstakesgame]

Beatrice the Golden, Eternal Witch.

Would you have heard of me, perhaps?

[deadcenter]

Beatrice..... [oh he's heard about you, definitely.]

You that witch that killed Ange's family-? Shit, you're pretty fucked up.

[highstakesgame]

[oh, that's delicious]

What you mean to say is that Ange told you about me, but her brother did not?

[*cackle*]

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Got that right, I already heard all about you.

Heh.... normally I'd be the one laughin' but... I wonder how red hasn't strangled you yet. The murderer in the same place as her... I know I would have sssliced someone's head off easily to get revenge.

[highstakesgame]

Oh, I doubt you've heard the whole story.

[god knows it's the weirdest story ever]

Perhaps I am not the one most deserving of revenge here. Although I'm sure that would make things awkward with her brother, in any event.

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And just why would that make things aw-....

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...You said he was married to a witch.... didn't you? Don't tell me.... you?

[highstakesgame]

Mmmhmm!

To be perfectly fair, I would not blame Ange one bit if she hated me. Although I certainly bear her no particular ill will.

But I'm sure you can see why it's a complicated situation.

[deadcenter]

[This is such a shitty situation...]

...Can't imagine why the guy would marry someone that tortured him and even killed his family.

You're all kinda fucked in the head, aren't you?

[highstakesgame]

The torture was all of his own devising. If he had just listened to me all along, his family would've been resurrected much sooner!

[Ange was kinda screwed from the get-go, though]

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[Well.... from what he's gathered from Ange, sorry Beato but that rubs him the wrong way.]

Look-.... I don't know what kinda weirdo magic you got goin' on, but killing someone's family just 'cause and saying someone else should have done something better in order to get them back just isn't right.

And trust me- I've murdered countless people, I know what's wrong.

[highstakesgame]

Right or wrong, it was never quite as simple as all that. And it was never 'just because'.

If you must know, they were offered up as sacrifices by Ange's grandfather in order to resurrect me.

Well, the first time, anyway.