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5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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Ah! Voice of fuckin' reason over here!

I suppose I should applaud you for refusing to humor that pervert. [ Battora... ] It seems he holds no shame for this kind of thing which actually makes him worse than the stereotypical perverted old guy.

Why the hell would I even humor him? You should know I don't like talking about that kinda stuff anyways.

... ... ... For some reason, it wouldn’t surprise me if you secretly agreed with him.

What?!

What kind of guy do you take me for?!

Are you honestly asking me that? [ Even if it can’t be seen she has a lineface expression at the question. ] I won’t guarantee that you’ll like my answer.

Let's just hear it already pipsqueak.

Again with the pipsqueak... Very well. The type of guy I take you for is a closet pervert who refuses to admit out loud that he appreciates body parts such as the chest area and beyond. Simply put, you're the worse type of pervert. Even worse than that guy because at least he can openly admit to being as such.

Edited 2012-06-23 19:59 (UTC)

[UMMMM NOPE SORRY. He really just isn't interested in talking about stuff like that. Sure, he is a guy and maybe deep down he does like that kind of stuff but... he's no pervert!!!]

You couldn't be further from the truth. For a smart kid you sure are fuckin' stupid.

[ DENY ALL YOU WANT. Boys will be boys and that means that, when it comes down to it, he'll always choose boobs over something else. ]

As usual, your language is as colourful as ever. Nice to know you haven’t changed recently.

Yeah, you're as high and mighty as usual.

But seriously Ririchiyo, all I really deal with is fighting and training. None of that... weird perverted shit.

Even if you say that, I can’t fully believe you. Regardless if it isn’t to your liking, it’s still something you take note of in the opposite sex. By the end of the day, it’s something that was programmed into the male species DNA. If you want me to get corny with this, then I suppose you can say it’s part of you and always has been since the start of the evolution of mankind.

[...uh.... this is so odd to him.]

Yeah yeah, been programmed into me and all that. You ever think that some guy out there might be different though-? I already get teased enough as it is, you think I'd really let an 'act' like this go on for so long?

No way, what you see is what you get. [...well, he has other issues deep down but, like hell he'll ever bring up ~feelings~]

Do you actually think that I’ll blindly believe something like that? If by some miracle there is a guy out there who isn’t like that then, by all means, feel free to rub it in my face about how you were right and I was wrong. Until then, I haven’t seen any decent guys around who don’t appreciate things like the meat on a girls chest or something else just as perverse. [ But, when she thinks about it, Miketsukami was different which was probably one of the many reasons she started dating him. ]

That topic aside, what did you do to be cursed with the presence of that guy “Ihihihi”ing in your ear. [ Yes, she said the ‘ihihihi’ so... deadpanly. ]

Hey, tell me- are you seriously someone that listen to other people and are that easily swayed? Don't you ever think up anything for yourself? When have I once talked like some fucking pervert, or even purposely brought up the subject of... of.... a girl's chest. It's always people that come up to me and assume things. The only thing I got on the brain is fighting.

[he clicks his tongue at that.] I was sitting and reading a martial arts magazine, that was it.

If I was easily swayed, that would defeat the purpose of being stubborn. I’m more than capable of using my own brain and I’m not one to be brainwashed by what other people say. However, I will admit that you don’t look the part of a pervert, but it doesn’t nessecarily mean that you can’t play the part. Hence why I said you are a closet pervert who shrouds themselves in other hobbies to make up for the fact that when you’re alone you indulge in more mature themes.

[ Wow, she kind of feels bad for the guy. ] How exceedingly inconvenient for you. To think that you were one of the unfortunate ones who had to put up with that... the world must really have it in for you if this is what it’s thrown at you.

[God dammit this chick pisses him off. Not once did he ever act like some idiotic pervert, he's really only concerned about training and violence. It's things like that that have kept him going all these years. He can never forget what a little shit he used to be, and focusing on moving forward from what he was is definitely his top priority.]

...Yeah.... you know what, you can go ahead and keep thinking that about me. Obviously anything I say is just wasted on you so I'm just gonna say fuck it. I don't really care about any of that at all- so I don't care if you're going to assume I'm like that either. I know I'm not so that's all that matters.

Tch.... the world has had it in for me for a while. [what with the earthquake, his friends dying, being sent to prison, having his eye removed- yeah a lot of things went downhill for him. At least he doesn't hate everyone anymore like he used to.]

[ Of course, those words were enough to hit her where it hurt the most. True that she wasn’t exactly swayed easily, but it didn’t mean that she was a lost cause when it came to trying to reason something out. Deciding not to let it show that it visibly bugged her, she shrugs her shoulders while craning her neck around as if to say that his words didn’t bother her. All an act, of course, but what he didn’t know didn’t hurt him. Or her, in this case. ]

All things considered, that being an escapee convict, or ex-convict, it does seem that the world has had it in for you since early days. I would say something like ‘it must be tough’ but that would be forced pity on my part and I prefer not to give out insincere empathy. I’m not that cold-blooded.

[Senji isn't completely oblivious either- all that training and being able to read his opponents moves have made him pretty alert when it comes to certain things. He can tell that it bothered her, but whatever, he wasn't a babysitter and he wasn't a good guy either.]

Trust me, the last thing I want is pity. The only thing I ever cared about was getting revenge for something that was my fault seven years ago. I got that chance, and now I'm out of prison.

I got lucky near the end there.

Huh... Harbouring a grudge for seven years sounds tiring.

Not as tiring as you'd think.

And how tiring do you think I think it is? If you’re confident enough to make an assumption like that, at least know how to back it up.

...Let's just say it motivates ya. If you have that will to go on because your thirst for blood is so great, there's nothing that can really stop you.

I coulda died a long time ago, and I shoulda died- but I'm here, only have to move forward from where I stand now.

Thirst for blood... huh. Humans really can be terrifying sometimes with thoughts like that. [ Even if she was talking to herself, she couldn’t help but let the word ‘humans’ slip as opposed to ‘people.’ Really though, she was just thinking about things. ]

[he just smirks at that.]

Humans are mostly just selfish bastards and liars anyways, they should be something to fear. [at least he doesn't think that it's better to be in prison than out of it anymore.]

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