asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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[Parents? Senji doesn't have any family. No, the only people he ever considered to be like family were his best friends in the police force. They were killed thanks to his stupidity, and he's cursed that weak side of him ever since. His training, his fighting- it's all been to move away from who he was and become strong enough so he wouldn't have to rely on anyone.] Yeah I know, but I was just sayin' that I think people are born into this world evil.

Heh, you sound pretty bitter when you talk about that- makes me wonder if you've experienced something like that. In any case, I don't really have parents or anything, and the only looks I've ever gotten were... mocking, disappointment, and maybe even a little distrust. It's why I've grown to not even care about that shit anymore. Wasting your time with people that won't even look at you twice just isn't my style.

It doesn’t hold any connection to me so spare me your false pity. [ The last thing she wanted was to venture into such a topic when she only used it as an example. It was somewhat clear that her mood had dampened from before after having talked about such a topic. ] Whether I have or haven’t had experience in that field, it is something that is of none of your concern.

Edited 2012-06-30 00:11 (UTC)

Oi.... the fuck makes you think you're special at all? I never said anything about feeling sorry for you. Nah, I lost the ability to care all that much about little shits a long time ago. [not really but... he doesn't care too much unless he learns to respect them.]

[ Those words alone stung and made her remember a memory she thought she locked away years ago. It felt almost like Senji was trying to teach her the same lesson her own father had in the past when she told him how she was jealous of her younger sister and felt like she was always being compared to her. Since then, she didn’t view herself as anything particularly special. Why should she? ]

Well, isn’t that good. [ It wasn’t a question, but more of a statement. Luckily she was keeping her bracelet on audio or otherwise Senji would be seeing her face contort into an expression that shouldn’t really be on a young woman. It was a mix between hurt and anger. ] If that’s all you have to say, then why don’t we end this conversation here? You’ve already established how you aren’t a pervert so I would rather refrain from heading into deeper topics that make it look like we’re close friends sharing childhood stories.

[...Even though he can't see her, he has a feeling that struck a nerve. He can tell by the sound of her voice that she's trying to keep her emotions under control.]

....Whatever you say Ririchiyo. Not like I'm gonna force topics on you or anything.

Much obliged, Senji. [ Probably the first time ever she's called him by name, but things change and all. If he were closer to her own age, she probably would've added -san or, if he was like Miketsukami, she would've put on -kun. But this is Senji, so. ] ... ... ... I appreciate it.

[Yeah he's never really heard her say his name like that before.... not like he really cares all that much though.]

Heh.... you getting soft on me?

Wh, T-tha— Don’t say such preposterous things! [ Ugh, she should’ve just kept her mouth shut. Why Senji.. ] I’m not going soft at all!!

[ehehe!

But nah he just chuckles a bit at that.]

'Course you're not, what was I thinking? You're tough as nails, kid.

I can’t tell if you’re being sincere or sarcastic with that comment of yours. [ Good job, Senji. Good job. ]

Buahaha! No way, I'm being honest!

Now it makes sense why I’m having this vague feeling of dread hearing that. Whoever you are, return Senji to us.

Wh- I'm right here!

But are you really Senji? For all I know, you could be an imposter. [ Ririchiyo stop sounding serious when joking around, just staap. ] I don’t know if I want to risk my chances or not.

....I ain't a fucking imposter. If someone were impersonating me I'd rip their face off.

That sounds unpleasant for the other person...

I've cut people in half before, I'm not very pleasant.

When you admit to acts such as those, it’s no wonder you ended up behind bars you know. [ But she didn’t really know that Deadman Wonderland was vicious. ] I’m not the least bit surprised.

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