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Kiyomasa Senji (千地 清正 Senji Kiyomasa) ([personal profile] deadcenter) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-06-22 08:36 pm

5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ]
--Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

kd_0079: (...)

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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
...I bet you get that from all the girls.
titties: (i'd never let you go)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
The response I get from women is actually usually a ton more painful then being called a pervert.
titties: (25 years)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-23 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's way too violent--!! A slap is one thing, but a punch--not just one, but two sometimes...?! ... Though, I don't deny that I deserve it. [ in fact he's pretty glad when he gets punched in reply for his uh

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Edited 2012-06-23 03:52 (UTC)
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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
What, can't handle a few punches?
titties: (You could be my girlfriend until the ——)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-23 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone would be taken off guard by a surprise like that, right?
kd_0079: (What do you want?)

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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Only someone weak. [ Blunt. ]
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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Irk--You have to be able to take a pummeling like that before you can become strong, right?
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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-23 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
If you're strong, you'll never have to find out.
titties: (What’s goin’ on)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-23 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
But, someone isn't just born really strong, right?
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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-23 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ He thinks for a moment. ]

Where I come from, some are.
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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-23 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Heh... Sounds scary, but that also sounds pretty damned fun to me.
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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-23 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I can already tell your definition of fun is fucking weird.
titties: (But we are two worlds apart)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-23 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Guh... Not at all! A little danger once in a while can be pretty fun, right?
kd_0079: (Keep it up smartass.)

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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
More like a pain in the ass than fun, but I guess I get your point.

Just don't get yourself killed.
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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-29 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a little late for that second part.
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[personal profile] kd_0079 2012-06-30 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Mauled by a girl already?
titties: (You could be my girlfriend until the ——)

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[personal profile] titties 2012-06-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's a pretty common occurrence, actually.