asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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Trust me, I'm not one. By the sounds of it, you're not either. [jeez, did he finally find a bro in this place?]

It's a disgusting thing to be. That guy needs to get his shit together.

There's not more of him, right?

Chehahaha! Shit! I agree!

Afraid there is... I've encountered other dudes like him around.

As if I didn't hate this place enough already. I knew enough of these types back home.

Whatever. So you're a fighter?

I didn't know too many, that was the good part. [but he did know a girl that flipped her dress and showed her underwear to him....]

But yeah, I'm a fighter. Best one around.

Heh. [ A smirk. This guy...was pretty interesting, actually. ] That sure of yourself? You undefeated or something?

Hehaha! As much as I'd like to say that I am.... I used to be undefeated. Until some kid beat me thanks to some luck.

By the sounds of it... you into fightin' too? I was actually reading a magazine about some techniques other people use when that guy walked over and started talking about chicks.

Hmm. Not really into it. [ He didn't like fighting. ] I guess you could call me one too, though. It's what I was made to do.

You'd like my home, then. Fighters all over the place.

Heh, what? How can you not be into it if you are one? [doesn't make sense to him since he loves fighting.]

There were fighters all over the place where I'm from too... Deadman Wonderland was like a paradise for that.

Like I said. It's what I was made to do. Not what I enjoy doing.

Huh, you might have liked the King of Fighters tournaments, then.

Made to do-? Aha, so you were forced to? Sounds exactly like the prison I was at, seriously.

Bah, is it anything like the Carnival Corpse?

Basically. It's not my thing, but I'm not weak or nothing. If that Carnival Corpse is all about everyone fighting for some prize, then yeah.

Yeah, fighting people and killin' them too.

Or if they lose and are somehow still alive, they get an item removed from them. [he taps his head, right where his eyepatch is.]

I've only lost once.

Seems like our record is the same, then. I've lost one as well. [ His face contorted into annoyance. Like the loss was still eating at him. ]

If you can still fight without your eye, then I wouldn't doubt your record.

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Yeah, this eye got removed because I lost though. It was one of the penalties of the Carnival Corpse.

So what if someone just keeps losing? They just keep losing shit?

Basically, or they die. You can't exactly live when they take your heart away.

[ This got a chuckle from K'. Should he ever get back home, he should remind Maxima not to be alive. ]

Guess that's right. It'd make the fights more interesting. Damn, your world sounds like a total hellhole. Prison, fighting, what's next, monsters?

Nah nothin' like that! Seriously, it was just this one place. Well, it used to all be normal before that Red Hole incident... some giant earthquake changed things. And before we knew it, there was a group of us that could control our blood into weapons.

Huh. That's weird as hell.

A lot of us back home didn't really ask for our powers either. If anything, they were forced onto a lot of us.

What kinda powers you got?

I could make fire. Basically. [ He held up his right hand, still covered by a red gauntlet. He hadn't taken it off since he got here, as useless as it was. ] This helped me stop from going out of control.

Looks like I can't even use it here, though.

Bah! I'd like to see that. Your power sounds like old man Condor back in my world. His blood was able to ignite.

Kinda sucks that none of our powers work here though.

Yeah. [ Though he didn't...like his own power. But he felt empty without it. Whether he liked it or not, it had become a part of him. ]

Think the gods didn't want to worry about something they might not be able to fight or some shit?

I think they were worried about us attacking other people. Or that they wanted to uh.... grow and get used to the new powers they gave us. We gotta spread color to this place after all- right?

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