asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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[ ... This must be seriously important if he filtered this, she thinks. It worries her a bit.

Oh, if only he knew the feeling is not that mutual... especially after the video. ]

Your fault? ... Can I ask what you've done? Did you hurt her? And... she's not a witch here, is she? How is that kind of feeling a torture to her?

[ Now you just made her curious, please enjoy the stream of questions... ]

... Yeah. I hurt her a lot. Even if she's forgiven me, I still have a lot I have to do before I can make anything up to her. Witch or not, it's something that can still get to her here, too.

Hey, Hanako-chan? This stuff is just between you and me for now.

... Oh. I am sorry for asking. [ She feels a little bad for Beato now. But at least he's trying to make up for it, although with very questionable methods that she still can't quite understand. ]

Of course... I won't tell anyone here if I am asked to keep it a secret.

Ahh, don't worry about asking. I'm kind of the one who brought it up, huh? You can ask whatever you want, but some stuff... It's a secret between Beato and I. [ he'd rather not expose her as not being a real witch :T ]

It's fine... I don't want to pry too much. Just... now I think I can understand a little more.

[ Not the part where Senji said he's a siscon, though... ]

... You know, if Beato knew that, I bet she'd be happy.

[ OMG HE'S NOT A SISCON SENJI STOP!!! ]

... She would? But it's not that I understand completely... would it be enough?

... Yep. I think even if it's a little bit, if someone knows a little about her, then it's enough to make her happy.

... Oh.

[ Beato must be content with little things. In a way, that's reassuring. ]

Then, it is enough to make her not bored, isn't it?

... Yeah. I think so. So... thanks for listening, Hanako-chan.

I didn't really do much, but... thank you for trusting me.

[ That actually touches her a bit. At least now she knows why he keeps acting the way he does- it's a bonus. ]

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