5th slash | accidental audio;

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[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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[Audio]

[burntviolet]

...

[ A sigh. ]

You both haven't checked if the bracelet was on. It doesn't turn on by itself, does it?

[Audio]

[titties]

Those Gods gave it to us, right? That's why it wouldn't surprise me one bit if they did turn on on their own!!

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

... Even so, why did you think it was an appropriate subject to introduce Senji-san with?

[Audio]

[titties]

Hanako-chan, there's just some things that only a man can understand.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

... He didn't seem to want to understand any of that.

[Audio]

[titties]

He's just shy!

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

I know him well enough to know that he's not interested in any of that.

Doesn't your... wife mind you acting like this?

[Audio]

[titties]

... Yep. In fact, I'm probably in huge trouble for this.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

I suggest you do some damage control before things get even worse...

[Audio]

[titties]

I'm probably already a dead man... Hanako-chan, I'll give you my will in case something happens. [ okay now he's just playing around... ]

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

... Wait, she's going to-- [ She can't finish the sentence, because then she gasps before she can say "kill you" ] Be... be careful, Battler-san!

[Audio]

[titties]

Nope, sorry. I'll probably stay reckless until the very end. But, if there's anyone who can calm Beato down when she's mad, it's me.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

... What if she won't calm down, then? I still think you shouldn't be so reckless.

[ she might divorce you, Battler... ]

[Audio]

[titties]

... She'd probably complain of boredom if I wasn't restless.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

...

Does she like it when you do these sorts of things? [ what ]

[Audio]

[titties]

She's pretty damned weird, isn't she? ... But, it's partly because she's a complete and total sadist!

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

...

[ She appeared more like a masochist to her... ]

And you would do all this just to have a reaction from her...?

[Audio]

[titties]

She can be pretty damned scary if she gets bored.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

... Oh. I can understand that part... she told me humans would die if she was bored...

...

Is that true, by the way?

[Audio]

[titties]

... It's a little more complicating then that, but to put it simply... Yeah. It's true.

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

Oh... and you are alright with that? [ Not accusing or anything, but... having a wife like that- it must be hard. ]

[Audio]

[titties]

I'd be a huge jerk if I wasn't, right?

[ And it's his fault, really ]

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

... I don't see how that is possible. [ To be a jerk for not putting up with it, she means. ]

filtered - [Audio]

[titties]

[ aaaand now it's a good time to lock this ]

... It's my fault that she's like this in the first place. In fact... the last thing I want her to do is to be bored. It... Something like that... It's seriously torture for a witch. [ He won't go into details Too Much, but he feels like Hanako should at least know a little. And, strangely enough, he trusts her ]

filtered - [Audio]

[burntviolet]

[ ... This must be seriously important if he filtered this, she thinks. It worries her a bit.

Oh, if only he knew the feeling is not that mutual... especially after the video. ]

Your fault? ... Can I ask what you've done? Did you hurt her? And... she's not a witch here, is she? How is that kind of feeling a torture to her?

[ Now you just made her curious, please enjoy the stream of questions... ]