5th slash | accidental audio;

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[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

Comments

Black Text?!?!?!

[highstakesgame]

Sounds like you have someone in mind!

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[titties]

Yep, and the one I'm thinking of is a complete pain, but she's not so bad sometimes.

It's author text. o^o

[highstakesgame]

Just sometimes?

Are you sure you're not looking more at her breasts than her personality?

[*snrk*]

makes sense!!

[titties]

Even if I am a shameless breast sommelier, personality is pretty damn important to me!

[highstakesgame]

Well, I should hope so!

But have you considered that if you're staying with someone annoying, you too are annoying?

[titties]

Considering how much attention that she gives to me, that'd be pretty surprising, you know.

[highstakesgame]

I think you're just fun to tease...

[titties]

... You know, 'teasing' and 'fun' isn't the safest words put together in a sentence for you.

[highstakesgame]

I don't know why you'd say that, Battler-san! My ideas of teasing and fun are perfectly harmless!

[mostly because she can resurrect the dead, but WHATEVER]

[titties]

... Harmless isn't a word that's exactly in your dictionary, is it?

[highstakesgame]

My idea of 'harmless' is probably a little different than yours, I'd say. It's just a philosophical disagreement!

[titties]

... Tch. I know. The idea that you and the other witches have of 'fun' and 'harmless' are completely messed up. [ even as a witch, he still doesn't agree with it, okay... ]

[highstakesgame]

I'm sure my teacher has told you her opinion of Endless Witches. It's quite common knowledge that we are monsters.

[titties]

... Virgilia and I are pretty different from other Endless Witches. Ange, too. But...

You're not a monster.

[highstakesgame]

I wouldn't be so sure, Battler-san.

[a moment of self-doubt? SURELY NOT okay yes]

[titties]

..... I should know that perfectly myself, right? The monster isn't you. You had your reasons for everything, right? I didn't agree with your methods completely in the past, and I still don't, but...

[ if anyone is the monster, it's him!! uwoooo. all this thread needs is some dramatic emo music ]

[highstakesgame]

[okay, moment over, let's go back to trolling Battler]

Ah.

Then who is the monster?

[titties]

[wow what is his life!!!]

--What--you really want me to say?

[highstakesgame]

Every good story has one, right?

[titties]

... Or in our case, 'stories'.

[highstakesgame]

Exactly.

Although you never did say who the real monster is, did you?

[titties]

This again?

[highstakesgame]

You didn't think I'd just let you wriggle away, did you?

[titties]

.... A change of topic is normally pretty damned distracting! But alright, alright, fine. .... You won't take Erika as an answer, will you?

[highstakesgame]

Furudo Erika is a permissible answer! That level of deduction is possible for you, isn't it, Ushiromiya Battler?