5th slash | accidental audio;

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[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

Comments

[highstakesgame]

[and now for srs bznss]

I have heard rumors on the network that the dead can be brought here. Your own father may be a case of this, as I am sure he remembers dying at least once.

If that is the case, it is not out of the realm of possibility that she may resurface here.

[titties]

... Her death was different from the old man's, wasn't it? It wasn't like she was killed by normal means at all, but... there's some others from our world that were strange, too. But, they've ended up here like us. [ like ange, but he doesn't want to talk about that too much ]

[highstakesgame]

My point exactly.

And with her master here....

Perhaps we should take precautions.

[titties]

... Even if she does show up here, it's just a matter of taking them down together again if they try anything, isn't it? [ Though he thinks that outside of the game, he'd rather be friends with her... ]

[highstakesgame]

[wow, what is this feeling?]

Do you truly think there is nothing for you to fear if we face them again?

[honest question, for once]

Perhaps this is the strength of 'love'.

[titties]

... Yeah, I do. It's because of it that we were given a miracle in the first place, isn't it?

[highstakesgame]

...You are right, of course.

But the mechanics of this world are different. What level are your abilities here?

[titties]

Erm... Mine? What about yours?

[highstakesgame]

I'm at the second level already, ihihihihi!

[titties]

Tch, figures. You're going to get stronger with that kind of stuff as soon as possible, aren't you?

[highstakesgame]

Why, of course I will! It might not be my regular magic, but it certainly isn't useless!

And what of you? What was it you said your power was?

[titties]

My powers? ... It's damage drain. I'm still at level one, but it's just a matter of time before I definitely catch up!

[highstakesgame]

Tsk, tsk, dear - you don't want your loving wife to leave you behind, do you?

[titties]

You would find some way to do that whether we were matched in powers or not!

[highstakesgame]

It's flattering that you'd praise me like that, you know. I might let it go to my head.

[titties]

Wait, what-- that wasn't praise at all!

[highstakesgame]

[Well she thought it was! :((( Now she's a little testy he took away her compliment]

I thought ambition was supposed to be a good trait?

[titties]

Isn't it different if you're a team?

[highstakesgame]

Only if it gets in the way of your teamwork. Of course I'll strive to become better - if not, I would never have become an Endless Witch.

[titties]

... That's true. That's part of what makes you pretty amazing. [NOW it's praise]

[highstakesgame]

You know, if you weren't, too, I wouldn't give you my time, Battler-san.

[titties]

You know, I wouldn't have gotten half this far if it wasn't for you to begin with.

[highstakesgame]

Oh, I don't believe that - you, like me, are too stubborn to give up.

[titties]

... True. If things weren't like that, the Sixth game might not've happened.

[highstakesgame]

And that would've been a shame.