asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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[ or he likes horses, that possibility has been brought up before too!! ]

No. I know Senji, and this is really genuine, as sad as it might seem. It's for the best to just not bring that kind of stuff up to him or he'll freak out forever.

Alright, alright--I get it. It's probably better for him to just stick with his training, or whatever.

[ battler doesn't wanna be too pushy. he can be a bit, but he wouldnt be that bad... ]

Exactly. Besides.. [ and there is some actual concern in her voice when she says this - she cares for Battler a lot, after all, despite the way it might seem at times.. ] He's not the kind of guy you want to mess around with. Please take that from me, onii-chan. He could end up hurting you.

... I remember. You told me that before, didn't you?

Yeah. It's not like he's a bad person [ after all, he's helped her plenty of times, even if he'd never admit it if he would be asked about it ] but he wouldn't hesitate to use violence in any situation.

Any situation? H, Hey--wouldn't that be exaggerating a little in this situation itself? But... tch... Even if he did use violence... I've dealt with things much more dangerous by now!

The first thing you have to learn about this guy is that he doesn't find it exaggerating in any situation.

[ Senji is just.. weird. ]

But.. onii-chan, please listen to me just this once, okay? Don't mess around with Senji, he's killed people before.

You don't have to worry. ... The last thing that I'll let happen is me dying here. I've had enough of that at home!

[ she worries with you provoking dangerous people, Battler! but.. it's true that she at least trusts him, so she know he'd at least try to avoid it, so.. ]

.. That's right. The two of us are just going to make it through together here, right? Without dying.

You can count on that. We're a team and all, right? ... I already promised that I wouldn't let anything happen to you, either. That Senji guy doesn't seem too mad either, hihihi!

Not too mad just yet. [ But she's cutting him at least some slack here, she already told Senji off as well, so maybe it'll end up just fine either way.. ]

.. You'll have double the work then though, right? Having to look out for both yourself and me.

... Yeah. It'll definitely keep me a busy guy. Between keeping Bernkastel in check, Beato out of trouble, and then looking out for everyone from home... Guess I got my work cut out for me, hihihi!

[ wait ange doesn't know that he's married to the ~evil witch~ yet does she--

she'll definitely be uh

not so understanding.... but he doesn't have to tell her right now does he?? ]

[ nope, he doesn't have to since she's about to find out in another log, so.. the consequences will be more or less the same after that, sorry Battler.. ]

What, does that witch honestly listen to you? [ she probably means Bernkastel, but who knows.. ]

[ oh no where.... ]

... Nope! [ does anyone listen to the ushiromiyas ]

[ here he heard it, here he's going to tell her.. ]

Good luck trying to get her to listen to you then, onii-chan. You'll need it.

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