asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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...Well, I guess shows like that was before your time anyways.

[he's so old.]

I think you can still see re-runs though.

I wouldn't be able to see them here, right...?

[ She's not even sure they're from the same world...

Or if she'll like shows like these at all. ]

Oh right, yeah...

[Well he's from Japan as well but, he's from 2024.]

Forgot about that.

[ 12 YEARS TOO LATE BUDDY

]

Uhm... I'm sorry about that. I would have watched it if I could.

Dunno if you would have liked it- but it was stuff like.... big super hero beats up the bad guy with mega punches and shit!

Heha! It was so cool to me when I was younger!

[ ... Sounds like what all shounen manga are like. Not sure if want. ]

Uhm... I see...

No good? Don't like the sound of it?

Eh? I- I didn't say that!

Your heart said it, I could feel it! [senji says the weirdest things sometimes.]

...

How can you even tell that? [ Is there an asgard power she's not aware of...? ]

Heh, I just can! [he really can't but... that's besides the point!!]

Is there... a trick for that? [ NO HANAKO DON'T LISTEN TO HIM ]

There is, but it comes from years of practice!

... Really? [ ooooo... ]

Yeah, really!

Just be true to yourself and you'll soon have the ability too!

...

[ ... ]

I see... true to myself, huh...

Yeah- all that sappy shit.

[ ~~believe in the heart of cards~~ wait what ]

Uhm... o-ok...

I mean, some kid I know did it once... he found a way to ssslice right into my heart! He literally attacked me with everything he had and ended up beating me in a match I had never lost before.

Got some serious respect for that kinda shit.

...

Oh. Um, that's... nice to know.

[ HOW IS SHE SUPPOST TO RESPOND TO THAT... ]

[she's so talkative.]

....You don't say much, do ya?

... I'm not very good with words. [ SOB... ]

Neither am I really- I prefer action!

I'm not a person of... action either.

Huh...

You don't talk or do anything? You just... sit there or somethin'?

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