asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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That's abuse though--abuse!

It's justice. Are you above the law, Battler Ushiromiya?

There's no law against fondling breasts!

I'm legislating it!

There are way too many people who would be against that law to begin with!

Really? This world is truly full of perverts...

There's no man in existence who isn't a little bit of a pervert.

That's a very unsettling truth. [ can you say it in red ]

Ihih, sorry, sorry. I might joke around about this stuff, but it's not like it's my intention to make someone uncomfortable.

[ Her voice gets softer. ] I don't, do jokes. [ Please, Battler, Yozora is uncomfortable all the time. ]

... None at all?

None. You could say I'm a failure.

C'mon, you're being too hard on yourself now, right?

I don't believe so. Besides, jokes require - an audience!

What if it's an audience of one person? That's enough, right? Ihihihi!

If it's just one person, I suppose - I suppose it's fine.

I like to think I'm good at impressions.

Really? I'd like to hear sometime.

Be prepared for it. You just might die from laughter...! [ THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF A JOKE also DON'T SAY IT SO SCARILY... ]

Sounds fun... I'll look forward to it, hihihi!