5th slash | accidental audio;

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[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

Comments

[with_the_big_top]

Again? Has this happened before?

[deadcenter]

Thanks to some misunderstandings!

[with_the_big_top]

So you end up in this kind of situation a lot?

[deadcenter]

Yeah I guess so! Don't know how...!

[with_the_big_top]

Then maybe that means you should be a little more honest with yourself!

Then these things wouldn't happen so often.

[deadcenter]

I am being honest!

D...dammit.... this is so shitty!

[with_the_big_top]

Girls like a boy who's honest about his feelings!

There's nothing shitty about it!

[deadcenter]

...For fuck sakes-

Why won't anyone ever believe me?!

[with_the_big_top]

Okay, okay, maybe this conversation is just too confusing. I'll give it a shot.

What are your true, honest feelings on the matter? Do you like big boobs like the other boy, or do you not care at all?

[deadcenter]

I don't care at all! It's not all about those.... squishy things.... ya know!

[with_the_big_top]

I dunno...you still sound like you're struggling a bit as you speak. Not confident at all!

You've gotta have confidence in the truth! Even though it still sounds like you have trouble even mentioning those "squishy things." You've gotta admit you're at least curious, right?

[Cerebella you should really stop.]

[deadcenter]

I'm not confident 'cause.... well, I just hate talking about this!

[STOP YOU'RE KILLING HIM!] No... no way no way!

[with_the_big_top]

Oh come on don't fight it so hard. You can tell little Cerebella.

I don't even know your name, it's not like I'll go around blabbing about it!

Pleaaaaase? Just for me?

[deadcenter]

No. I'm not sayin' anything.

[sorry, he's pretty tight lipped about this.]

[with_the_big_top]

It'll feel better if you just talk about things.

I'm very understanding, you know, and I can keep a secret!

[She can't stop herself. It's just too cute.]

[deadcenter]

Well- I don't have any secrets so I ain't sharing anything.

[he's not budging!!!]

[with_the_big_top]

Pleeeeeaaaasssseeee?

[Have a Cerebella leaning toward the bracelet, giving him the cutest face she can possibly deliver.]

[deadcenter]

N-no! None of that whining will work either!

[he's immune to such things!!]

[with_the_big_top]

[Yea, right. Have a somewhat pouty face, now. Going in for the kill.]

Please? Everyone needs someone they can talk to about things.

[deadcenter]

[....oh god dammit.]

Those faces don't work on me- but I'll talk if it'll shut you up.

[with_the_big_top]

[Cerebella smiles again, giving him a nod to get a head start on the "shutting up" part.

It's a pretty enthusiastic nod.

Hey, she had to at least be sure her charms would still work on the people here.]

[deadcenter]

[...]

Maybe a bit curious- but only a bit.

[with_the_big_top]

Was that so hard?

See, it's okay to be curious, it's only natural for a young man!

[deadcenter]

Young huh? You're the first to say that, usually I'm just called old.

[with_the_big_top]

You don't seem all that old to me. A person isn't old until they get into their forties!