5th slash | accidental audio;

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[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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[titties]

[ oh god ]

It's for him, for him!

[highstakesgame]

He's saying she's for you! Which is it?

[titties]

There's no way I'd look for someone else. [ don't lower him to rudolf's level... ] With that said, there's only one possible answer, right?

[highstakesgame]

But what if I, what's the phrase you like to use? Turn the chessboard around?

Isn't that exactly something you'd say if the girl was for you? You did say you wanted to be surrounded by breasts, after all! They can't all belong to me!

[that's questionable, considering. You know. Yasu]

[titties]

Ahh, but what if we flip the chessboard over again?! As a breast sommelier, doesn't it only make sense that one would want to teach someone else who doesn't understand a pervert's logic in the first place? And there's a possibility that Senji wanted to know all about it himself, too!

[highstakesgame]

But he's already said he didn't want to! Are you saying he's lying?

[titties]

For all we know, his entire response could have been an act.

[highstakesgame]

He seems completely consistent in his responses, though! Do you care to use a Red Truth on that?

[titties]

Red truth, huh? You're getting pretty serious about this, aren't you?

[highstakesgame]

Why wouldn't I be serious? This is a serious matter~!

[titties]

Then, I refuse! You said that a lot in your own games, right? It's my turn to return that favor!

[highstakesgame]

Then I'm allowed to decide why you would refuse such a simple request!

You were planning to build a wild and debauched harem full of big breasted women with Senji's help, then turn around and get rid of him while keeping the harem for yourself. And then you planned to somehow keep them secret from your lovely and loyal wife.

Did I get it right?

[titties]

Wha--You're off! Way, waaay off! Ushiromiya Battler doesn't need a harem of big breasted woman!

Y-Your color

[highstakesgame]

Then you were only planning on getting two or three?

lol i meant to do text + color but i guess it didnt work out >u>;;;

[titties]

... Nope. Just one.

Black Text?!?!?!

[highstakesgame]

Sounds like you have someone in mind!

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[titties]

Yep, and the one I'm thinking of is a complete pain, but she's not so bad sometimes.

It's author text. o^o

[highstakesgame]

Just sometimes?

Are you sure you're not looking more at her breasts than her personality?

[*snrk*]

makes sense!!

[titties]

Even if I am a shameless breast sommelier, personality is pretty damn important to me!

[highstakesgame]

Well, I should hope so!

But have you considered that if you're staying with someone annoying, you too are annoying?

[titties]

Considering how much attention that she gives to me, that'd be pretty surprising, you know.

[highstakesgame]

I think you're just fun to tease...

[titties]

... You know, 'teasing' and 'fun' isn't the safest words put together in a sentence for you.

[highstakesgame]

I don't know why you'd say that, Battler-san! My ideas of teasing and fun are perfectly harmless!

[mostly because she can resurrect the dead, but WHATEVER]

[titties]

... Harmless isn't a word that's exactly in your dictionary, is it?