asgardeventide | 5th slash | accidental audio;

[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.

Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!

....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?

Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!

Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?

Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?

Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]

Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!

[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!

[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!

[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!

Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.

[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!

[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]

(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)

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[ NOPE NOT ALLOWED. ]

I'm serious, Senji.

You know damn well that I am too- anyone that pisses me off enough will end up gettin' broken.

Tell your brother to back off and stop saying that shit around me and maybe I'll consider letting him live.

Of course I know you're serious. Or I wouldn't bother telling you it. [ Because the last thing she wants is for Senji to actually go ahead and hurt Battler as he fully well could and would.. ]

Just don't hurt him and I'll talk to him.

[Oh for fuck sakes.... he clicks his tongue.]

....Only because it's you red, anyone else and I would have told 'em to fuck off. I won't hurt him this time, but if he tries it again I can't guarantee anything.

[ She sighs, but honestly, it's more out of relief. ]

Thanks. [ And it actually does sound genuine. ] And besides, if he tries again after I warn him, it's his own fault.

[ not that she wouldn't feel bad all the same, but pretending to be strong and stuff forever. ]

You got that right. If you're not gonna listen when the punishment is getting your ass kicked by me, it's your fault!

[sorry Ange, as much as he likes you he doesn't listen to anyone.]

[ hey, at least she realises that much about him.. Senji is a force of nature, man. ]

You shouldn't worry about what onii-chan is saying either way. He's all talk with nothing to back it up.

I figured as much- he seems like the type.

He usually backs away before he actually grabs them, so he's not as bad as he seems. Just loud.

.. In fact, compared to that, Amakusa is much worse.

So he really is all talk then. Fuckin' even more pathetic than I thought.

Hah-? That bodyguard grabbed you before or something?

I'm not going to go into details.

[ whether she finds the idea too embarassing or the actual act happened, who knows.. well, it's Amakusa, so he probably took advantage of getting to carry her around at least once. ]

But I'm sure you can figure it out from the way that guy acts.

Yeah yeah.... I hear you loud and clear.

Damn, you always attract the weird ones don't you?

It's not like I really had a choice in this case. He's my older brother, after all, and you can't choose your family.

.. Although.. I guess I don't mind them that much in the end. [ so uguu for family..!! ]

[wow family.]

Can't really say I can relate to that. [what family.]

Well, even when people don't have family, they usually have something at one point which is like family to them. [ she's saying it since she knows Senji's story about his police buddies and all.. but she's keeping it subtle since she promised to never tell anyone. ]

[Baahh.... Senji grows quiet at that, and then he soon lets out a small chuckle.]

Heh.... nope, never had that either.

Edited 2012-07-05 01:26 (UTC)

Of course a tough convict like you wouldn't, huh.

[ SHE KNOWS BETTER. ]

[YEAH JEEZ.]

What're you tryin' to say? Keep it up and you'll be the one getting a beat down instead of your brother.

Calm down, Senji, I didn't mean it like that. But if you're just agitated either way right now, I'll just leave you alone.

[....]

...I'm not really agitated.

That's what people would think when you'd randomly threaten someone you know pretty well.

Did you expect anything else from me though?

Oh, don't think I find it surprising. It's just that you haven't exactly threatened me before. [ she's not mentioning the one time he did since it's a secret and all..!! ]

[he rolls his eye.]

First time for everythin'.

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