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asgardeventide2012-06-22 08:36 pm
deadcenter) wrote in asgardeventide2012-06-22 08:36 pm
5th slash | accidental audio;
[...You know, Senji usually isn't one to read much. Today he was set on reading this magazine of his, it was all about training and working out and little tips here and there. Even though he had been fighting for years, he still loved reading about this macho bullshit. He shifted in his seat and must have bumped his bracelet, because suddenly it's recording.
Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!
....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?
Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!
Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?
Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?
Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]
Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!
[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!
[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!
[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!
Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.
[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!
[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]
(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)
Seeing Senji read said magazine catches Battler's attention. Although this curious expression can't be seen. His voice can be suddenly heard over the audio feed. ] --Ahh? You know, I didn't know that they had magazines here, and in that case-- they have all sorts of other stuff to read too, I bet!
....Hah? [who dis bitch-.... oh it's Ange's brother, that idiotic pervert.] What're you talkin' about?
Come on, you know! Those kinds of magazines! The kind that a true man can appreciate!
Can't a guy appreciate some training.....?
Training and stuff like that can be pretty fun, sure... But, there's a lot more to life then that to begin with, isn't there?
Cheh... oh yeah, like what? [obviously he doesn't agree with that statement one bit.]
Hm? Like what? You know...! Being surrounded by woman-- but if you ask me, it's being surrounded by their breasts specifically that makes life worth living, ihihihihihi!
[Well then! Guess who is turning bright red and is suddenly fumbling on his words.] W...wh...wha?! How the shit can you even say that?! That ain't.... that just....! [and of course saying there's more to women than just that would be such a pussy move on his part, so he refrains from that. Instead he's just moving to stand up, time to walk away from him!!] You're fuckin' weird!
[And cue Battler following him] C, C'mon, it's not weird, is it? As a man, there's nothing wrong with appreciating the female body! And as a shameless breast sommelier, it just so happens that that's the very first thing I notice when it comes to a girl...! You're also at that age where you can agree a little!
[NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW HIM! People will get the wrong idea!!] S-seriously! What is it with everyone around here-?! How is that all anyone thinks about?!
Once, you get a handful of perfectly soft, plump, round breasts yourself, you'll understand perfectly yourself, I can guarentee it! We just need to find the right woman, and you'll know exactly what it means to be a man.
[And here's the sound of Senji's footsteps walking faster, maybe even jogging?!] Whoa what-?! Stop that! Stop it right now! Keep following me and you're dead...!
[By the sounds of it, Battler still doesn't stop talking about such a thing.]
(ooc: Battler is blue and Senji is bold. Replies will come from both of them.)
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[wow okay they are totally not making this any better than actually saying it's a date, are they.]
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[so. awkward.]
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Lonely maybe?
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[he reaches up to his tattoo, his fingers tracing over the ink.]
I know how it feels when they're suddenly gone. But ya know... you got people here still. As much as you might hate it- I ain't goin' anywhere. So expect me to bug you a little more.
video omg i read bug as hug and was like WOW FORWARD
Wow, why are you being so sappy all of a sudden?
[but it's not a teasing kind of laugh; the smile she has on pretty much shows that she appreciates the sentiment.]
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Oi, sometimes even a tough guy has his moments. Don't think you'll get that outta me again.
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[oh no it looks like she might start drooling...]
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Damn.... that sounds fuckin' fantastic. I wonder if we can find something like that here....
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