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asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
cancerass) wrote in asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
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[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
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[Better cut her off before she keeps going.]
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YES, I JUST GOT HERE.
YES, I APPARENTLY NEED TO BE 'SHOWN AROUND', DESPITE THIS WONDERFUL WELCOMING GIFT OF A CITY MAP.
NO, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S LIKE, BUT I'M SURE I'M GOING TO FIND OUT ANYWAY AREN'T I?
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did you know karkat when he was here before? :)
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bff stands for best fary friend ehre btw
*fairy
and hey karkart i see they brought you back yet again
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THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIME THINGS, ISN'T IT?
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bff :)
i dont know what to call you then
bff roxy but i need to figure out what bff would stand for
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THAT'S REALLY YOU, RIGHT?
NO ONE IS FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW ARE THEY?
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You don't remember?
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I GUESS I DON'T?? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER?
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audio; DONE!!!!
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audio; I wanted to try and provide some context, sob.
audio; And provide context you did!
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audio; as she should!
audio; SO LET'S TAKE THIS STRAIGHT TO SHIT'S GETTING REAL TOWN.
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I also don't know a lot about this place still.
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That was a good thing, right? They didn't have to shout at each other and him threaten to tear her breathing sacs or whatever they called lungs out of her chest for wanting to beat Gamzee within an inch of his life. Yes, this was a good thing.
That just left the ten-thousand other reasons that this conversation would probably end up being followed by an awkward and unpleasant 'we need to talk, bulge-licker' moment down the road.
Whatever. It was worth a shot. He was one of the only ones that made complete sense when wasn't threatening your life.]
You're back, I see. I assume Aradia's filling you in? Welcome to the funhouse.
Hey, Aradia! You want to grab a bite to eat sometime?
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I'd like that, yes. Maybe later. I want to make sure Karkat gets the hang of this place, or at least settles in! And I'll get to know where he's staying too.
[She just smiles brightly.] I bet you knew Karkat from before, too. Since you seem to have spoken to a lot of us before.
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D --> Peasant
D --> Karkat
D --> I had been informed that the Maid was present in the city
D --> E%cellent and I see that you are no longer without a body
D --> Or is this from before you perished
D --> These time related matters are confusing at the best of times
D --> This is hardly the best of times
D --> Something appears to be wrong with these gods
D --> They have relegated the STRONGEST amongst us to prototyping
D --> I will cope
D --> In any case
D --> It is g00d to see you both
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when did you get here equius?
i guess thats a silly question!
you obviously got here while i wasnt around thats for sure!
im from after i exploded :)
i cant fly or use any of my previous powers though
well things here arent like the session or alternia to be honest!
i dont know if that means theres something wrong with them or if its just something new for us
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Hey, it's you!
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Well, I thought Sollux was pretty cool, but he's kind of a grumpy pants too, so I guess that doesn't mean much.
Karkat is the king of grumpy pants though.
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wow iit ii2 iimpre2iive how iin2tantaneou2ly embarra22iing the two of you can be the 2econd you open your nook2lurpiing meat tunnel2.
where the hell have you been.
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i didnt even know he was recording hmph!
its not my fault youre allergic to fun and good cheer sollux
its not embarrassing
unless an emotional reunion between two people is embarrassing
wouldnt that just make you kind of embarrassing for being embarrassed so easily?
i lost my bracelet :(
its kind of embarrassing thinking back on it
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Wow! Hey, Karkat. It's really been, a long time.
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hey kar
[Because you totally want to talk to Eridan right now, right, Karkat?]
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