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[cancerass]

[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]




WELP.

THIS SURE IS GREAT.

I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.

SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.

[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]

When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.

[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.

ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--

HANG ON.

[The feed is cut.]


(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

you ot interdimentionally grubnapped by some lameass gods who want u to help them fight for you
thats p much the gist of it

[cancerass]

SO PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT SAME SITUATION AS BACK HOME.
GOT IT.

[tipsygnostalgia]

basically yeah
it is

[cancerass]

OK, SO.
WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

[tipsygnostalgia]

u dont know me
im roxy tho so hi
im rose and daves ectomom

[cancerass]

OH YEAH.
YOU WERE THE ONE FLOATING AROUND IN DERSE CLOTHES.

[tipsygnostalgia]

??/
youve seen me before?

[cancerass]

ONCE. YOU WERE JUST SORT OF FLOATING THERE.
I LEFT THOUGH. IF ANYTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT I DIDN'T SEE IT.

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh ok
do u normally just leave when some random sleeping girl floats past you

[cancerass]

WELL THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND TOO. THEY PROBABLY TOOK CARE OF YOU.
I MEAN YOU'RE ALIVE AREN'T YOU?

[tipsygnostalgia]

idk i mean i already found out i died once while beingg here?
if that makes sense
i guess i depends on who those other ppl were
actually
dave said something about me snoozing was it him?
nyways since you dont remember our chats here before we should just start over
hi karkat :3

[cancerass]

I'M KIND OF UPSET THAT THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME, TO BE HONEST.
ALSO STRIDER IS HERE TOO? OKAY. WHY NOT?

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
dave and john and rose and jade r all here
u know all of them mright
and then theres lots of trolls like
well most of them have said hi 2 u in this post already so you know that already

[cancerass]

TOO WELL LALONDE. TOO WELL.
AND YEAH. I KNOW MOST OF THESE PEOPLE.
IT'S THE PEOPLE I DON'T THAT WORRY ME.

[tipsygnostalgia]

most the ppl here are actually rly cool
its the undeserving assholes known as teh "gods" which r the ones you have to watch out for

[cancerass]

YEAH, THE WEIRD LADY MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT THAT DURING THAT MANDATORY ORIENTATION.
SO HOW BAD ARE THESE GODS WE'RE DEALING WITH EXACTLY?

[tipsygnostalgia]

some r ok and try to help and stuff
but others are just bratty assholes who think its amusing to make people suffer
like baldr
just fuck that guy
freya was ok but she sort of threw a huge bitchfit last week so idk

[cancerass]

KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS HEIMDALL GUY?

[tipsygnostalgia]

no actually
i dont think ive talked to him before
hes a rather elusicve dude
*elusive

[cancerass]

OK
FAIR ENOUGH.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA TELL ME?

[tipsygnostalgia]

sollux is a giant dork

[Yeah she's pretty much just throwing that in there for the sake of it.]

[cancerass]

AND EVERYTHING IS DEVOID OF COLOR.
THANKS FOR THE UPDATE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

no prob
see ya around