Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
cancerass) wrote in asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
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[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
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bff stands for best fary friend ehre btw
*fairy
and hey karkart i see they brought you back yet again
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You don't remember?
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audio; SO LET'S TAKE THIS STRAIGHT TO SHIT'S GETTING REAL TOWN.
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That was a good thing, right? They didn't have to shout at each other and him threaten to tear her breathing sacs or whatever they called lungs out of her chest for wanting to beat Gamzee within an inch of his life. Yes, this was a good thing.
That just left the ten-thousand other reasons that this conversation would probably end up being followed by an awkward and unpleasant 'we need to talk, bulge-licker' moment down the road.
Whatever. It was worth a shot. He was one of the only ones that made complete sense when wasn't threatening your life.]
You're back, I see. I assume Aradia's filling you in? Welcome to the funhouse.
Hey, Aradia! You want to grab a bite to eat sometime?
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D --> Karkat
D --> I had been informed that the Maid was present in the city
D --> E%cellent and I see that you are no longer without a body
D --> Or is this from before you perished
D --> These time related matters are confusing at the best of times
D --> This is hardly the best of times
D --> Something appears to be wrong with these gods
D --> They have relegated the STRONGEST amongst us to prototyping
D --> I will cope
D --> In any case
D --> It is g00d to see you both
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wow iit ii2 iimpre2iive how iin2tantaneou2ly embarra22iing the two of you can be the 2econd you open your nook2lurpiing meat tunnel2.
where the hell have you been.
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Wow! Hey, Karkat. It's really been, a long time.
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hey kar
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