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[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]

WELP.

THIS SURE IS GREAT.

I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.

SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.

[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]

When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.

[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.

ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--

HANG ON.

[The feed is cut.]

(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))

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waiit are you planniing all your day2 iin advance.
2eriiou2ly???

not all the time
sometimes
like ill put in advance when i go to the library!
but ill write after my day ends usually
not that i ever forget what i do everyday so i guess thats kind of useless!
mostly i like to draw silly things in them
assuming my calender will get through the month because my sheep keeps staring at it
i think shes gonna eat it while im gone one day

yeah kii22 that thiing goodbye you wiill never get your niight planner back.
the 2econd you turn your back iitll be 2heep food.
whiich ii2 your own fault really, who adopt2 a 2heep.
where the hell diid you even get a 2heep.

she was really cute and followed me home
i had to keep her!
when the jungle grew all over the city and the animals came in silly :)
i ended up keeping her and she sleeps in a pile of blankets in my room

only you and tv would look at that 2iituatiion and go look, a 2trange bea2t, who know2 where iit came from.
ii thiink ii 2hould take iit iinto my block and let iit defecate on everythiing ii own becau2e now iit ii2 my re2pon2iibiiliity, thii2 dumb thiing that ii happened two meet by coiinciidence.

youre being such a downer about it!
she gave me clothes and she's very soft and sweet
i take her out with me everyday and she seems fine!
sheesh
its not like im asking you to take care of her!

well good.
ii get all the 2hiit 2hoveliing ii need tryiing two wade through the mountaiin2 of iit 2pewiing from everyone we know, ii dont need liiteral 2hiit two take care of.

shes mine so im going to take care of her
you can go back to all your metaphorical shit shoveling and ill do the literal shit shoveling
but im not shoveling your shit!
you can do that yourself

eheheh a2 iif you even could.
let2 be real aa you dont have the 2kill2 nece22ary two handle my 2hiit.

are we talking metaphorical or actual shit right now?
sollux we dont need to know what kind of shits you make on your free time!

excu2e you aa.
ii 2hiit mountaiin2 of pure geniiu2 and awe2ome, ii wiill have you know, my 2hiit2 are extremely relevant two everythiing.
wow thii2 ii2 an iincrediibly dumb conver2atiion.

this is really gross!
and its kind of dumb but thats okay :)
it made me laugh!
im having fun

aa plea2e.
ii could giive you a cardboard box and a piile of diirt and you would fiind 2ome way two have fun.
and probably get u2 both covered iin mud, and ii diidnt even iinclude water iin that 2cenariio.

you have a problem with dirt?
arent you ever curious what could be hidden underneath?
theres so many great things we havent found and seen that can be right under our feet
although youre problably right about the mud

iit2 diirt aa, iit2 there two get on my 2hoe2 and get all over my hiive and force me two actually clean 2ometiime2.
and even that2 more iinteractiion than ii want two have.

you sound like you just dont like getting a little down and dirty
i think that makes you a huge party pooper instead! :p

iit make2 me 2ub2tantiially more 2ane and diigniifiied ye2.
it may al2o qualiify me for the priize of haviing 2ome modiicum of ta2te, but let2 not get carriied away here.
ii dont want two go two far off topic from your weiird morbiid hobbiie2.

if you wanted an award you can just ask :)
ill make you the best prize for your boring tastes in things! ;)
my hobbies arent morbid
digging in the dirt isnt even that doom and gloom

iit ii2 when youre diiggiing up corp2e2 and theiir po22e22iion2.
grave robber.

excuse you!!!
its not like they have any reason to keep all those things after being dead for so long!
i was doing them a favor by putting their stuff to use 0u0

yeah ok that2 true.
ii wiill giive you that iit ii2 economiically effiiciient.
but youre not liike, takiing theiir clothe2 or anythiing, riight?

i dont wear their clothes
no 0_0
i dont think kanaya would really approve of such an endeavor

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