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asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
cancerass) wrote in asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
=> 001 | [VIDEO]
[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
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it may al2o qualiify me for the priize of haviing 2ome modiicum of ta2te, but let2 not get carriied away here.
ii dont want two go two far off topic from your weiird morbiid hobbiie2.
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ill make you the best prize for your boring tastes in things! ;)
my hobbies arent morbid
digging in the dirt isnt even that doom and gloom
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grave robber.
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its not like they have any reason to keep all those things after being dead for so long!
i was doing them a favor by putting their stuff to use 0u0
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ii wiill giive you that iit ii2 economiically effiiciient.
but youre not liike, takiing theiir clothe2 or anythiing, riight?
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no 0_0
i dont think kanaya would really approve of such an endeavor