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asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
cancerass) wrote in asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
=> 001 | [VIDEO]
[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
If you don't want a tour you can just say sooooo, grumpy pants. But where on the timeline are you currently? Everyone seems to be slowly getting really far ahead! I feel like I'm falling behind!
You're probably stuck here with the rest of us until they somehow send you or me back. We don't get to decide that though.
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
WE'RE ABOUT A WHOLE SWEEP INTO OUR JOURNEY ACROSS THE FURTHEST RING. THE LAST THING I REMEMBER IS RUNNING INTO MY OWN SLEEPING BODY.
HELPFUL?
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
See, from my point of view, I just sent you off on your journey. That means your journey must be on time and going forward without too much trouble.
I'm glad for that!
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S ON SCHEDULE. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WE'LL GET OFF TRACK UNLESS SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY NONSENSICAL HAPPENS.
LIKE THIS.
THIS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE.
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
Sometimes, we even get sent back and brought back here with more knowledge from home. It's really odd!
[Look who's totally chill about this even though it's probably not really that chill. She is.] But a lot of our friends who've passed on are here, you know!
Re: [SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
I MEAN YEAH, I CAN TELL JADE'S HERE. APPARENTLY SOLLUX IS TOO?
[He shrugs.]
WHO ELSE?
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
Vriska and Tavros too! Not all of our friends are here, but it's nice to see them again. And this isn't even a dream bubble!
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
DOESN'T THAT STRIKE YOU AS KIND OF WEIRD?
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
It's nice they're here though. [Don't worry, Karkat. Aradia is constantly wondering why all of this stuff keeps happening.] I mean, why constantly drag us back here without previous knowledge of our times before?
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
BUT YEAH, GIVEN THAT I SEE YOUR POINT.
DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS STUPID.
[SUPER ACTION BRACKETS]
But they're also very cagey gods who don't want to tell us anything either!