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[cancerass]

[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]




WELP.

THIS SURE IS GREAT.

I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.

SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.

[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]

When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.

[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.

ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--

HANG ON.

[The feed is cut.]


(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))

Comments

[biifurcatiion]

the hell he diid, he would never pa22 off that ta2k two anyone el2e.
he ha2 two try and get hii2 a22 kiicked per2onally.

[tipsygnostalgia]

nope sry sollux but it was a legit thing he actually said 2 me

[biifurcatiion]

the hell iit ii2.
cap2 or iit diidnt happen.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[The things she does to prove a point to you Sollux. Feel honored.]

[biifurcatiion]

diid you keep that all thii2 tiime ju2t waiitiing two prove a poiint???

[tipsygnostalgia]

no it took me like 30secs 2 find again

[Okay maybe more like ten minutes. Whatever, shut up.]

[cancerass]

I NEVER SAID THAT.

[tipsygnostalgia]

past u totally did

[cancerass]

ANYTHING PAST ME SAID IS INVALID IF I CAN'T REMEMBER SAYING IT

[tipsygnostalgia]

why
past u was pretty cool
at least in this instnace
*instance

[cancerass]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[tipsygnostalgia]

it doesnt mean anything!
just that u siding w/ me instead of dumb captor was cool

[biifurcatiion]

the hell iit diid.
you dont even liike karkat!

[tipsygnostalgia]

you dont know who i do or dont like!

[biifurcatiion]

uh.
diid ii 2omehow touch a nerve here?

[tipsygnostalgia]

no
but u have no clue how i actually feel about karkat!
unless u have been stalking me or something

[biifurcatiion]

no comment.
whatever ii 2ay you wiill ju2t fiind 2ome way two twii2t iit and make iit wor2e.

[tipsygnostalgia]

see ur finally learning
took u damn long enough

[biifurcatiion]

no ii already knew that.
ii ju2t deciided two 2tart cariing all of...two 2econd2 ago.

[tipsygnostalgia]

why the huge change

[biifurcatiion]

[Because he doesn't want to look like an idiot in front of Karkat.]

no comment.

all those tags and only one html fail from me

[tipsygnostalgia]

thats not an answer

[biifurcatiion]

ye2 iit ii2.
you ju2t dont liike iit.

[tipsygnostalgia]

why dont u want to tell me
you usually leap at the chance to say something and rub it in my face

[biifurcatiion]

maybe ii have biigger fii2h two try now.
iit'2 po22iible that 2chooliing you miight not be my con2tant number one priioriity.