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[cancerass]

[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]




WELP.

THIS SURE IS GREAT.

I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.

SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.

[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]

When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.

[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.

ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--

HANG ON.

[The feed is cut.]


(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

no
but u have no clue how i actually feel about karkat!
unless u have been stalking me or something

[biifurcatiion]

no comment.
whatever ii 2ay you wiill ju2t fiind 2ome way two twii2t iit and make iit wor2e.

[tipsygnostalgia]

see ur finally learning
took u damn long enough

[biifurcatiion]

no ii already knew that.
ii ju2t deciided two 2tart cariing all of...two 2econd2 ago.

[tipsygnostalgia]

why the huge change

[biifurcatiion]

[Because he doesn't want to look like an idiot in front of Karkat.]

no comment.

all those tags and only one html fail from me

[tipsygnostalgia]

thats not an answer

[biifurcatiion]

ye2 iit ii2.
you ju2t dont liike iit.

[tipsygnostalgia]

why dont u want to tell me
you usually leap at the chance to say something and rub it in my face

[biifurcatiion]

maybe ii have biigger fii2h two try now.
iit'2 po22iible that 2chooliing you miight not be my con2tant number one priioriity.

[tipsygnostalgia]

no its ur number TWO priority right
cause thats whats more important than the first for you

[biifurcatiion]

iit2 my number twenty jacka22.
iif not number two hundred.
any other 2a22y remark2 you would liike two make?

[tipsygnostalgia]

what about twenty two then you have two 2s
hey sollux
say mississippi for me
its a river jsyk

[biifurcatiion]

hey roxy.
can you 2ay go fuck your2elf?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i can ascutally
are u jealous bc you cant on account of the lips
*lisp

[biifurcatiion]

iif you can do iit iit2 not worth beiing jealou2 over.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i can do a lot of things u cant tho
so i think it actually is something you might get jealous over!

[biifurcatiion]

name two thiing2 you can do that ii would actually be jealou2 about.
actual thiing2 ii would giive a 2hiit about not beiing able two do.

[tipsygnostalgia]

r we talking in general or things we can do but cant do here since asgard sux

[biifurcatiion]

both.
2iince there2 nothiing two even 2ay iit doe2nt matter where ii 2et the bar.