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asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
cancerass) wrote in asgardeventide2012-12-09 03:17 am
=> 001 | [VIDEO]
[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
WELP.
THIS SURE IS GREAT.
I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.
SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]
When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.
[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.
ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--
HANG ON.
[The feed is cut.]
(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))
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D --> It is truly a shame that he is dead
D --> I would speak with him about the glories of ancient Alternian artwork for days
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D --> Indeed
D --> I am honored to have so much in common with a god this brave
D --> He apparently killed himself to fight the enemy
D --> Quite impressive resolve
D --> Who are you tied to
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APPARENTLY I USED TO LIVE IN THIS PLACE CALLED HEL? NOT THAT I REMEMBER ANYTHING PAST ME HAS DONE.
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D --> I believe it would be wise
D --> To maintain the rules of that Jade human
D --> No more memos
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RULES?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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D --> I think conversations with our past selves would prove fruitless here
D --> They tended to devolve into filthy and inappropriate topics anyway
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DON'T WORRY.
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MYSELF IN A WHILE.
ANYWAY WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT RIGHT NOW?
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D --> I am unsure there ever was a point
D --> Other than a self-fulfilling prophecy
D --> As the lowbl00d Sollu%% might babble about
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I GUESS IN THE END THEY WERE GOOD FOR IDIOTS TO VENT THEIR EMOTIONAL FRUSTRATIONS ON.
OF COURSE THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY WERE FOR. LIKE AT ALL.
BUT WHATEVER. THE POINT IS WE'RE NOT DOING MEMOS. I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW WE COULD DO THEM ON THIS NETWORK ANYWAY.
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D --> Oh yes
D --> In case I forget
D --> That assignment you asked me to do
D --> The very important task
D --> I did find the Highbl00d
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I HAD A FEELING YOU DID.
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D --> I lost consciousness
D --> I am unsure if it would still apply
D --> Not that it matters
D --> He is not here
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YOU
YOU DID GOOD BUDDY.
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D --> G00d then
D --> In that case I must prepare myself for the next battle
D --> They will need a STRONG warrior like me
D --> Obviously the lack of sufficient STRENGTH is why this affair is not already concluded
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UNTIL THEN, I GUESS MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT YOU'VE GOT?
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D --> I have noticed there is an arena
D --> I will be visiting soon
D --> Must attempt to test my archery skills here
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D --> That is really not funny
D --> Why would today be any different than the last time
[He suspected something was wrong, but he had no idea that he wasn't THAT strong anymore.]
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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D --> Why would anything be different
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I GUESS I MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER.
SURE THEN.
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D --> However I have learned a new trick with the bow I never thought to use before
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D --> I will save it for if I must use it
D --> And not before
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