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[cancerass]

[The feed cuts in at the Heimdall Welcome Hall, and a troll that may be familiar to several individuals appears on the screen.]




WELP.

THIS SURE IS GREAT.

I LOVE BEING UPROOTED FROM ONE SHITTY SITUATION TO ANOTHER, MORE ASININE ONE. MOST DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. ASK ANYONE.

SO, WHAT? I GUESS I LIVE HERE NOW?? WHATEVER. I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING HELLO TO EVERYBODY, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.

[Karkat probably doesn't have time to actually say anything because there's suddenly a shout.] Karkat? Karkat! [The video feed is probably a blur of motion with lots of greys, blacks, and reds. There's a face that hasn't been around recently. Aradia has bounded over to Karkat and is basically invading all his personal space.]

When did you get here? Have you talked to Sollux or anyone else? A lot of our friends are here you know! You have to tell me what point of the timeline you're from.

[Aradia had lost her bracelet and is pretty much oblivious to what's been happening as of late.] I guess we got here at the same time! I mean I was here earlier but I lost my bracelet hehe.

ARADIA, STOP. I ONLY GOT LIKE HALF OF THAT--

HANG ON.

[The feed is cut.]


(( Grey is Karkat, Red is Aradia.))

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
time shit nobody gives a shit about
u dont know that youve been here back in your normal timeline
but ive seen you twice before at least
your solluxes bff
he doesnt want 2 touch your boobs tho

[no context theatre]

[cancerass]

OK. SHORT OF NORMAL TIMELINE, BEEN HERE TWICE, AND SOLLUX I DIDN'T GET ANY OF THAT.
AND I DON'T THINK I WANT TO.

[tipsygnostalgia]

you ot interdimentionally grubnapped by some lameass gods who want u to help them fight for you
thats p much the gist of it

[cancerass]

SO PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT SAME SITUATION AS BACK HOME.
GOT IT.

[tipsygnostalgia]

basically yeah
it is

[cancerass]

OK, SO.
WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

[tipsygnostalgia]

u dont know me
im roxy tho so hi
im rose and daves ectomom

[cancerass]

OH YEAH.
YOU WERE THE ONE FLOATING AROUND IN DERSE CLOTHES.

[tipsygnostalgia]

??/
youve seen me before?

[cancerass]

ONCE. YOU WERE JUST SORT OF FLOATING THERE.
I LEFT THOUGH. IF ANYTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT I DIDN'T SEE IT.

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh ok
do u normally just leave when some random sleeping girl floats past you

[cancerass]

WELL THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND TOO. THEY PROBABLY TOOK CARE OF YOU.
I MEAN YOU'RE ALIVE AREN'T YOU?

[tipsygnostalgia]

idk i mean i already found out i died once while beingg here?
if that makes sense
i guess i depends on who those other ppl were
actually
dave said something about me snoozing was it him?
nyways since you dont remember our chats here before we should just start over
hi karkat :3

[biifurcatiion]

ii refu2e two feel guiilty about that.

[tipsygnostalgia]

it was still weird

[biifurcatiion]

yeah, but admiit iit, you wouldnt touch them eiither.

[tipsygnostalgia]

its sort of rude 2 grope a guy youve only just met sollux think about it

[biifurcatiion]

ok.
ii am thiinkiing about iit.
but ii'm runniing iinto thii2 2eriiou2 problem where ii dont thiink you actually care what'2 rude.

[tipsygnostalgia]

of course i care
im always nice + polite
to those that deserve it

[biifurcatiion]

wow you mu2t have 2ome delu2iional criiteriia iif kk made iit onto that lii2t.

[KARKAT HE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey he helped me out once
in fact i believe he told me to kick ur ass so
p much he already deserves it

[biifurcatiion]

the hell he diid, he would never pa22 off that ta2k two anyone el2e.
he ha2 two try and get hii2 a22 kiicked per2onally.

[tipsygnostalgia]

nope sry sollux but it was a legit thing he actually said 2 me

[biifurcatiion]

the hell iit ii2.
cap2 or iit diidnt happen.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[The things she does to prove a point to you Sollux. Feel honored.]