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[itsasecret]

[See Road.

See Road eating a lollipop.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.

... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.

Road is not most people.

And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]

I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.

[As well as:]

-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.

[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]




It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]

[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]

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[Action] )o) IIIII'm actually going to bed but I COULDN'T RESIST

[shutupmaggot]

[Y'know, a soapy floor is not the kind of danger Albel is expecting right now. Not with the whole war thing building up and everything.]

[Naturally, this means he has to slip! Thankfully, there's a handy doorway to sink his claw into-- a huge metal thing covering his left arm.]

[At least he has pants now. Which means Road doesn't get flashed in his attempt to not fall over.]

What the--

[That show probably won't last too long, missy. He doesn't bother to ask the obvious question, and follows the trail of soapy water up to Road's perch with narrowed eyes and a big scowl.]

...Give me a reason I shouldn't kill you right now.

[Action] It's okay I had to go to sleep too -- then work! Also, 1/2

[itsasecret]

[If you think for a moment that she is going to be bothered by a huge metal thing covering anyone's (left) arm...

You are sorely mistaken.

Quite the contrary, actually.

So she doesn't even flinch as he starts to slip. She even continues to calmly lick her lollipop when that huge metal claw thing clenches into the doorway.






Why, it's almost like she's seen this kind of thing before.]

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[itsasecret]

Because I'll scream.

[Her expression remains rather deadpan as she lifts her arm donning the bracelet-thing.]

And then I'll press this button right -- here -- and everyone will watch you kill a little girl.

[superfiber]

Your dress isn't going to look any better if you sit there much longer.

[itsasecret]

It won't matter when someone gets me a new one.

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[faints]

Uhhh... I think you might've put too much soap into the machine.

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[itsasecret]

I wanted to make sure they were extra clean.

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[parasiteye]

Right...good luck with that one kid. Maybe you can hire someone faceless~

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[itsasecret]

But then it wouldn't be as fun to watch them wash my clothes.

I want a pretty maid.










But not too pretty.

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[uprisen]

That looks more like a bath to me.

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[itsasecret]

If this is how people take baths in this place, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

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[likethelight]

[--!?]

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[likethelight]

[You know, he...

...that hadn't really... occurred to him. That she (the Noah) could be here, too.

(It didn't mean she was here like the rest of them, did it?)

But on the Ark, they—]

...

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[likethelight]

[To his credit, he doesn't look as queasy as he feels when the video comes on. Uneasy, maybe—ignoring everything else in the video, maybe—but...

Swallow.

Set jaw.

Contact.]

Road. [Curt.

—civil.]

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[linkedtogod]

[ Enter complication number two in his life. Or three. He gave up counting. ]

You are here as well? [ He is overjoyed. ]

Please do not try to kill anyone within the hour.

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[itsasecret]

I'm sorry...

[You would look a little more familiar if you were wearing a feather boa.

She pouts a little.]

Have we met before?

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[poupeechan]

[She knows children have been brought here before, like Conan, but he seems like he could handle himself. From the state of the washing machine, this girl looks a little more incompetent... And she's just a little girl, after all. It would only be right to try and help her.]

I have a few dresses, although they may be a little big on you, if you'd like to try them on. But first, it might be best to hang up your dress to dry.

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[itsasecret]

[She draws her lollipop far enough from her face so that it's easy to see her beaming at this.]

Are they pretty dresses~? With lace?

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[kd_0079]

[ His footing...while he had not lost it yet, he was definitely well on his way to. What the hell was up with this goddamn floor?! His eyes shot down, as he pulled his sunglasses off to get a better look. At first, it just appeared to be wet. Upon further staring, he caught sight of what looked like...soap suds. What the hell?!

He looked back up, standing near the doorway of the laundry room. Carefully, he made his way to it, peering in, and--

Wow. ]

Hey! [ He called out to the girl sitting on top of the machine, running into the room. That was a mistake. There was a slip, a fall, and had he not caught himself with his hand and flipped his body over, there would have been quite a crash. He landed back on his two feet, careful not to move. ]

It's over flowing! [ Acrobatics aside ]

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[itsasecret]

[The men in this place are positively stupid. This is the second one that's nearly fallen.

She continues to watch him from behind the lollipop, looking rather unperturbed -- if a little inconvenienced -- by this.]

Is it?

[... deadpan. Almost like she's saying, "Hello, Captain Obvious."]

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[highstakesgame]

My dear, that is not a maid, it is simply a machine that servants use to perform their duties.

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[itsasecret]

It isn't?

[Spoiler: she knows.]

Oh.

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[blustery]

[A month here, and Hiccup's still been washing all his clothes by hand. But that doesn't mean he can't tell something isn't right with this picture.]

You know, I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be spitting up bubbles like that.

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[itsasecret]

[Gosh, the boys in this place are slower than the Twins.

Still, she takes her lollipop out of her mouth and peers down at the bubbles spilling around her.]

You think?

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[samantha_grey]

[Have a horned red-head just staring across the screen, eyes blase and lips in a firm line as she leans forward and glares.]

And this shit? This is exactly why I moved out of that damned house.

[Yes, she recognizes the Hel laundry room well, aside from the suds.]

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[itsasecret]

[Ooh. Horns, you have her attention.]

I think it's rather nice ♥

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[yoghurts]

Um... I don't think that's how you're supposed to use that machine.

[ in fact, he's pretty sure it isn't. ]

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[itsasecret]

[SIGH.]

The people sure are repetitive around here.

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[comeonthensexy]

What's wrong with boxes?

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[itsasecret]

It's spitting up bubbles.

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[respectus]

[ ... huh. he's not sure if he gets what's going on here, but, there's only one way to find out-- ]

Y'put your maid in the washing machine?

[ ... excellent interpretation of the flow of events, here. ]

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[itsasecret]

[...

This is too good to pass up.]

She was dirty.