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[itsasecret]

[See Road.

See Road eating a lollipop.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.

... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.

Road is not most people.

And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]

I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.

[As well as:]

-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.

[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]




It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]

[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]

Comments

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

It's not meant to do that. Boxes are very handy, you see.

[Video]

[itsasecret]

Not this one.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

What were you trying to do with it?

[Video] 1/2

[itsasecret]

[Up until now, Road has made no attempt at getting off of the washing machine, probably in waiting for someone to ask this very question without sounding stupid.

Congratulations, Doctor. She doesn't think you're stupid.

She hops off of the washing machine, sending suds flying into the air, and opens the thing; it shuts off with a weird gurgle as she stands on tip-toe to reach inside and pull out...]

[Video]

[itsasecret]

[A pink parsol.

A soapy

soaking wet

parasol.

She whips it around in the air -- sending water and more suds flying -- and holds it up.]

It was dirty.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

[ Oh.

Oh, that is... special. She must be from an earlier time because anyone would know you don't pur parasols in the washing machine. ]

Right. Okay.

You don't put those in the box.

[Video]

[itsasecret]

[Maybe.

Or maybe she was just bored.

-- that said, she returns the parasol to its place in the washing machine. It would be better if the thing was screeching.]

I put Lero in there all the time.

[/kicks historical inaccuracies.]

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

[ Uhm. ]

Lero?

[Video]

[itsasecret]

[This face.]

Lero's my umbrella.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Oh.

An umbrella's smaller.

[Video]

[itsasecret]

But this one is boring. It doesn't talk.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

[ Pause. ]

Lero talks.






Ah.

But Lero's not here.

[Video]

[itsasecret]

Yep!

And complains.

And yells at me.







And sounds really funny when you spin him around. He's a pretty stupid umbrella.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

I imagine he'd sound funny if you did that. Not very kind of you, is it? Would you like being spun around?

[Video]

[itsasecret]

Tyki spins me around all the time!

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Like you spin Lero?

[Video]

[itsasecret]

[No.]

Mmhm!

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

So he spins you like an umbrella?

[Video]

[itsasecret]

When I tell him to.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Terribly kind of him.

[Video]

[itsasecret]

Tyki's the best!

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

[ Bit of a pause, and an absent nod. ]

So how is it that Lero can talk?

[Video]

[itsasecret]

Lero has always talked.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Umbrellas don't usually talk.

[Video]

[itsasecret]

Earl made him talk. He said it's so that he doesn't get lonely when he's travelling, even if he should just take me with him.

[Yeah, she isn't going to get much more specific than that.]