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[See Road.

See Road eating a lollipop.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.

... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.

Road is not most people.

And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]

I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.

[As well as:]

-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.

[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]

It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]

[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]

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Allen can take lots of hits ♥

[LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM.]

A handy ability to have in certain situations... and certain kinds of relationships. I'll probably run into him one of these days, I bet.

He's rather hard to miss~

Really? What should I be looking for?

He's the best!

[No, it doesn't really answer the question; but that's what makes it fun.]

[So not helping Road. This is Samantha's 'so not helping' face.]

I'll keep an eye out for him. Try not to completely flood that shithole I used to call a house. I sometimes visit.

[Ever since Painwheel disappeared? She really doesn't anymore. Most of the people she liked there she saw elsewhere.]

[She does these things on purpose.]

Okay ♥

[The feed is cut almost abruptly after.]