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asgardeventide2012-10-26 01:01 am
itsasecret) wrote in asgardeventide2012-10-26 01:01 am
♪ oo1 ♪ -- Video
[See Road.
See Road eating a lollipop.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.
... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.
Road is not most people.
And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]
I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.
[As well as:]
-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.
[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]
It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]
[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]
See Road eating a lollipop.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.
... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.
Road is not most people.
And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]
I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.
[As well as:]
-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.
[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]
It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]
[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]
[video]
Where are you? [Something's a little different though; a slightly more sober way he lifts his chin just then, or a slightly softer tone.
Quieter.]
[video]
I'm waiting for you to get me a new dress.
[video]
I'm not buying you a dress.
[video]
[Even she wouldn't do that to you, bro.]
[video]
[video]
[video]
Is that so? [/occasionally an ass]
[video]
[Pouting.]
I don't like what this place is doing to you, Allen.
[/occasionally a bigger ass.]
[nope]
he isn't responding to this
—hah.
But he is instead responding down here.
He really doesn't need to be talking to her in multiple places at the same time in a redundant game of tit for tat. He really will have an early aneurysm then.]