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asgardeventide2012-10-26 01:01 am
itsasecret) wrote in asgardeventide2012-10-26 01:01 am
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[See Road.
See Road eating a lollipop.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.
... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.
Road is not most people.
And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]
I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.
[As well as:]
-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.
[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]
It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]
[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]
See Road eating a lollipop.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.
... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.
Road is not most people.
And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]
I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.
[As well as:]
-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.
[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]
It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]
[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]
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[May be a bit of stretched truth, but close enough.]
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video; j-jacking just a little i'm so sorry ahsdja
Dryly:] She's exaggerating. [He is so sorry for her, Roxas. So sorry.]
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Aha. Something shifts and he flashes a bit of a sheepish (strained) smile and nods.] I wouldn't let her tell you too much.
Sorry. [Glossing. Over. So much.]
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Sorry, I didn't mean to [sdjsd] intrude. I'm Allen. [pause]
[...pause]
[...]
[pausepausepausepausepausePAUSE—] The one getting her the dress.
[he hates his life]
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[Leeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaning in, as if she has a secret to tell.]
He's just really shy.
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[Just. This look. Are you really doing this, Road. Are you really. Do Noah have NO CONCEPT OF HOW TO BE SERIOUS...] Um...
[He is not shy.]
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Just.
Now is not that time.]
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He will not dignify that with a direct response. He just. won't.
But does resist the urge to scrub a phantom sense of dirtyness from himself.]Unfortunately. [THE KNOWING EACH OTHER THING NOT THE BOYFRIEND THING did you hear something about that? boy, he sure didn't. Must just be noise.]
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We're not dating. [are these really words he has to utter. are they really.]
Furthest thing from it.
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[IT'S OKAY, HIS HEAD HURTS, TOO...]
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[He's so sorry, but now really isn't the time to even begin to explain.
...not that he even owes Road any favors TO SAY THE ABSOLUTE LEAST, DEAR GOD... but it's more complicated than that and—
(and he needs to see her first; find a resolution)
...] I'm sorry, it's a long story.
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