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itsasecret) wrote in asgardeventide2012-10-26 01:01 am
♪ oo1 ♪ -- Video
[See Road.
See Road eating a lollipop.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.
... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.
Road is not most people.
And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]
I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.
[As well as:]
-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.
[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]
It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]
[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]
See Road eating a lollipop.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.
See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.
... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.
Road is not most people.
And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]
I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.
[As well as:]
-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.
[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]
It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]
[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]
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SOB.
Sigh. He's somewhere between crestfallen and sympathetic.]
Thank you. [He'll say it since he rather doubts Road will.]
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[Horror.] Let's not.
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No, it's no trouble at all.
[But what Road says catches her attention. "Going out". She's...a little young to be dating, isn't she? Maybe that's normal for girls now, to start young. After all, she's always been considered rather old-fashioned, maybe she's just behind on the times.]
Um, it may be none of my business, but are you two...?
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Oh god.] No.
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[No, she doesn't. But she shouldn't stick her nose where it doesn't belong. It's really none of her business.]
If you'd like to pick up the dresses, you can find me in room 101, in Freya house.
It's...a pleasure to meet you both.