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[See Road.

See Road eating a lollipop.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.

... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.

Road is not most people.

And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]

I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.

[As well as:]

-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.

[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]

It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]

[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]

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Good guess. Most people assume my mom. At least I don't have to explain what I am too much, hopefully. Of course, your world might be different than mine, but I'll assume incubi are basically the same all around.

Most people are stupid.

[And yep. That's that.]

Ok, aside from soaking yourself on top of the washer and flooding half of my former house, you're not a complete idiot. Not, if you can say that honestly.

Name's Samantha.

Papa always said I needed the best education~

I'm Road Kamelot.

heh, daddy's little girl, are we? Well, mine can take a flying leap off the shortest bridge I can find, preferably with a lead weight around his neck.

So, how'd you end up in the queen of open graves' house anyway?

My papa's the best ♥

[She twirls her lollipop, expression falling.]

The story goes that Hel is the youngest daughter of Loki and Angrboda. She was cast down into Niflheim, where she distributes the dead...

No clue on the old stories being exactly accurate, but she's definitely supposed to be queen of the dead. Likes the morbid, death-obsessed and cynical types. Tends to pick up some pretty dark characters.

Like you?

I don't like getting into why she picked me with relative strangers, Road. [Her eyes narrowed, though she did realize she was being hypocritical here to an extent.] But, if it answers your question, I'm not one of the rainbow-colored members of the happy-to-be-in-Asgard-welcoming-committee, no. Optimism isn't my strong suit.

But you don't seem like you're much of a "dark" character to me...

[Like being a demon is totally normal, okay.]

You haven't met me on a bad day, and besides. Cynicism's my favorite emotion. I get to always be right.

...

On a related note, since we're discussing this, if I ever start flirting with you, be somewhere else. That qualifies as a 'bad day.'

I don't see anything wrong with cynicism.

[There's a small scoff before she turns her lollipop over in her mouth.]

I'll just find my boyfriend then.

Nothing wrong with it on my end either. I like that part of me. As for the rest, sounds fine by me, as long as you stay away. Shouldn't be an issue, but better safe than sorry.

I can take care of myself ♥

Sure. [She didn't know if she believed that, or if she didn't care. She'd given her the requisite warning, and that was as far as she was bothering these days. She hoped to be locked up for the next episode anyway.]

So who's this boyfriend of yours?

His name is Allen. He's the best ♥

[Keywords are appropriate.]

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Heh, and the lucky stiff's stuck here too? Well, I suppose that's good for you two then. I don't .... really go in for traditional romance normally. It doesn't end well.

Mmhm! Except he's being shy. He'll come around.

Why not?

Long story. Involves blood and guts and necromancers. Safer to try something that's already a bit more violent to begin with.

Some of the best stories are about blood and guts. And necromancers! Have you ever read any of the real fairytales?

A few, but Dusk was a bitch and that whole thing was fucked up to begin with. At least fin-rot's got regeneration. He'd better be able to take a damned hit or two.

Allen can take lots of hits ♥

[LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM.]

A handy ability to have in certain situations... and certain kinds of relationships. I'll probably run into him one of these days, I bet.

He's rather hard to miss~

Really? What should I be looking for?

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