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[itsasecret]

[See Road.

See Road eating a lollipop.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine.

See Road eating a lollipop while perched on a churning washing machine that is starting to very quickly overflow with frothy bubbles.

... most people would probably spend their first post blathering on about additional weird powers, or the lack thereof, or about how they may or may not have better things to do at home that they would rather be doing than whatever it is they are doing here.

Road is not most people.

And there are more important matters at hand, anyway. Such as:]

I want a new maid. Preferably one that isn't a stupid box.

[As well as:]

-- and a new dress. This one is wrinkled.

[Ladies and gentleman, Road Kamelot has entered the building.]




It's also advised that the residents of Hel should... probably watch their footing, lest they want to end up sprawling into the floor. But she isn't going to say that. Perhaps she'll get a show out of it.]

[[Residents of Hel, if you are passing by the laundry room and would like to nearly break your neck traversing soapy floors, or something, I am totally welcome to actionlogging!]]

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[linkedtogod]

[ He's getting deeper into this, isn't it?

And...this is video. Meaning he's probably being very easy to read.

Recent events are still quite fresh in his mind.

He knows what Allen said, because he has said it before. ] Officially, he does. [ He doesn't like where this conversation is going at all. ]

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[itsasecret]

It's only [She puffs herself up, mimicking him for the word:] official on paper, where it only means something until the paper has been ripped to teeny tiny shreds~

[But that's already happened, hasn't it? Why else would the Order place him under lock and key and charm.

Not that she'll say that out loud.] Allen fights for the Akuma, the silly boy.

[There's a wrinkle in her nose at that before she leans a little closer and promptly crunches on the last of her lollipop.]

Besides, officially, your pathetic Church doesn't even exist here.

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[linkedtogod]

I'm not doing the ripping. [ His knuckles are whitening on whatever he's holding onto at the moment.

Yes, it has happened. Allen is locked up tightly, Tim as well, with seals for extra precaution. ] He's not disallowed from that if he's saving their souls. [ But as for the Order...

That damned lollipop. At least she is finished with it.

"Besides, officially," your pathetic Church doesn't even exist here. ] So what? [ Even though his head is starting to hurt and he wants to end this, he leans forward as well. ] Neither do Akuma. And Innocence. And Dark Matter. [ Just reminders of what he didn't have.

That was the other thing that irks him. ] What's your point, Road Kamelot? So you've proven you know all of this, and--?

[ It is very fortunate they are not in the same room, breathing the same air. ]

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[likethelight]

[This—


It—



—it isn't good. At all. And as much as he barely even can process what they're talking about because it's all going too fast:]

Link.

[It's actually pleading. Not angry at all. And a lot more urgent than before.

Stop antagonizing her, no good's going to come from this.

You're going to back her into a corner.

Please.]

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[itsasecret]

It's okay, Allen.

[It doesn't... sound immediately angry. Nor does it sound at all tense. It's just soft, perhaps almost, if one were to tilt his head the right way, a little long-suffering and maybe a little tired.

The washing machine cuts off a moment later, but she doesn't hop down just yet.]

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[linkedtogod]

What.

[ Stiffly. ] This isn't your business.

[ Actually, it sort of is, since they are, after all, talking about Allen. ]