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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils.

Yeah, she is basically sort of hoping she freaks some people out. Being an alien sure has its benefits! ]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Whatever powers we had, we all lost them. Which, by the way, is still total bullshit! And it's all because of those fakey fake "gods" that keep telling us they're in charge. They kidnap us from all our homes and dump us here and take and take and take things from us, and they expect us to give them something in return!

What a load of hoofbeast shit. I ain't doing nothing for no fake gods! Instead I will just take advantage of the stuff they've given us and not give anything back. Sounds like a fair deal to me!

Oh, by the way. For all you humans just meeting your first alien, here is a tip. Don't grab our horns! [ YES WITNESS SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T HUMAN. ] It's really rude! Kind of a cultural faux pas. You should all try to be a little bit more culturally sensitive! Jeez.

While I am here, I expect something in exchange for that tip! Why don't you all tell me whatever ridiculous "god house" you were put in? Hahahaha. So stupid.

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[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

[ that is some bizarre shit, not gonna lie, but he's probably seen weirder so he'll withhold his judgments for now. now the question was-- were aliens just as interesting as humans? there were no striking differences in speech, so all in all, he should probably be quite excited. yes, in fact, assuming this kind of thing is going to become commonplace, maybe he should familiarize himself with it some. ]

Denied. But hey, buck up, I'm sure it'll work out. I mean, disobeying and taking from gods who kidnap you and steal your powers-- what could go wrong?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Lame! Why is it such a secret, anyway?

[ A very brief pause. ] Hahahaha. Nothing! I'll be fine. We're their precious "Travellers", after all. I mean, what are they going to do, make me laugh and cry or whatever?

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[dreamhunts.livejournal.com]

It's not. But if it's worth knowing, it's worth keeping, right? Until or unless I receive proper due.

[ how cocky. he likes it. ]

Who knows what they'll do to us? We're pretty disposable to them if they can just bring us in like this though.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Oh, okay, an alien. Not like she hasn't seen worse, because Bayonetta fights angels all the time. But it looks like someone's pissy and needs to be trolled~]

Gods can be much more real than you might realize, darling. Though I don't blame you for not believing them.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ Trolling a troll? HOW DARE YOU be so meta! ]

So what? Who cares. I have fought way stronger things than these stupid gods in my time, I bet! [ She really cannot believe any of these idiots can measure up to her game session's gigantic horrorterror monster of a final boss. ]

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[All in a day's work. B) That gets a chuckle.]

Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure. Still, don't you think it's a bit interesting? How they chose us out of everyone else.

[Welp she'd like to meet Bayonetta then, they can go god-smashing things. :|b]

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[studere.livejournal.com]

You look like a human to me. [ Or, well, another type of human. Like the human equivalent of a unicorn, maybe?

Still, she doesn't press that point. ]

I'll keep that in mind, though. I would hate to be culturally-insensitive. Do "aliens" need everypony to wear clothes, too?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Wow. How do I look even a little bit human to you? You need to get your eyes checked.

[ It's hard to tell if she's mildly indignant or just sort of surprised someone could be so oblivious. ]

... wait, what did you just say? "Everypony"? What the hell does that mean?

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[neverbeenworse.livejournal.com]

[Enma tilts his head and stares at the horns for a long while before slowly replying - Alien? Well....he can roll with that, he supposes. No weirder than some of his family members, that's for sure]

Probably shouldn't tell people not to do something. It'll make them want to do it more.

[He speaks with the monotone of one who has had perhaps too much experience regarding the subject at hand]

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ Why aren't more people freaking out! So lame. ]

Ugh! But seriously, it is really rude. You wouldn't want me coming up to you and grabbing your ... I don't know, ears or something, would you? [ Not really analogous but whatever. Humans don't have a cool horn equivalent. >:| ]

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[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

Why would someone desire to grab your horns?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Like I know! It was this weird guy with no mouth. He grabbed them twice! I don't know what his deal was, other than being creepy and invasive!

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Th' fuck is an "ayleean"? Some sort of deformed...whatever-the-hell you are?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not deformed, fuck you!

Man, it's like you've never heard of an alien before. What kind of lame, backwards place hasn't heard of aliens?

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[satisfies]

[ not give anything back? ah, he wishes it were truly that simple. he'd do the same, if he could. ]

You know, an attitude like that works out in the short term, but in the long run they'll cut you off. Whether you like 'em or not, you just kinda have to suck it up and meet them somewhere halfway.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Forget it! I don't see why I have to play by their stupid rules. Not until I get something in return for all the stuff they took from me!

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ ... she knows that text. That distinctly ornery grey text!

Yeah!!!!!!!! ]

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[orderlybento.livejournal.com]

[Ah another one of those "troll" guys augh she didn't enjoy her first encounter with one. But still... at least she's dressed for the weather and she somewhat has her bearings. Such language, though!]

... You had powers before you came here?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ Hey they aren't all awful and unpleasant! Just most of them. Vriska being one of the shining stars of unpleasantness. ]

Yeah! The best powers. I was a God Tier player in my game! Do you know what that means? Of course you don't, you're just some random idiot. But anyway, it meant I was pretty much the best at everything. And they took all that away from me! [ GRR. ]

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[soflattered.livejournal.com]

[ a little weird, but not the weirdest he's seen. but it's her attitude that makes him laugh—and laugh he does, snickering to himself for what feels like a full minute. ]

Oh-ho man.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

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Wow, are you finally done???????? Because that was getting annoying to listen to.

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[senzaphonic.livejournal.com]

[Okay, so the image of her is more than a little weird. He can't deny that. At the same time, though, what isn't strange (or curious or exciting) about this new world?

Enough of that, though— it's her comment about her horns that catches the most of his attention. How orange!

Looking quite pleased, he holds up a small white-board to show her, gesturing to her, then tapping his own head and giving a thumbs-up. On it, written in a bright & bold orange pen by a swift, neat hand, is the following:

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ ........ wow can this guy not talk????????

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Is he complimenting her horns?????????????? ]

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Aw. [ ::::) ] I mean, I already knew they were awesome! But thanks, I guess. Hey, you should switch to a blue pen instead of orange. Orange is a lame color to write with!