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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils.

Yeah, she is basically sort of hoping she freaks some people out. Being an alien sure has its benefits! ]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Whatever powers we had, we all lost them. Which, by the way, is still total bullshit! And it's all because of those fakey fake "gods" that keep telling us they're in charge. They kidnap us from all our homes and dump us here and take and take and take things from us, and they expect us to give them something in return!

What a load of hoofbeast shit. I ain't doing nothing for no fake gods! Instead I will just take advantage of the stuff they've given us and not give anything back. Sounds like a fair deal to me!

Oh, by the way. For all you humans just meeting your first alien, here is a tip. Don't grab our horns! [ YES WITNESS SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T HUMAN. ] It's really rude! Kind of a cultural faux pas. You should all try to be a little bit more culturally sensitive! Jeez.

While I am here, I expect something in exchange for that tip! Why don't you all tell me whatever ridiculous "god house" you were put in? Hahahaha. So stupid.

Comments

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

No! Well ... sort of. It starts on computers, and sort of stays there! But each player is physically brought into the game session, where you stay until you win the game or die trying. [ Or everything goes horrifically wrong and you end up somewhere else entirely. ]

See, maybe we aren't so different! My home planet was destroyed by meteors.

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[orderlybento.livejournal.com]

... That's very strange.

Destroyed by meteors? [Oh gosh that planet being destroyed part makes her speechless as she tries to block out anything about what might have happened before she came here.] Was it anything like the... Second impact?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Only because you haven't lived it! By the end it was totally normal for us. So maybe you're the one who doesn't know what normal means!

[ blink. ] What second impact?

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[orderlybento.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure i know what normal means, and that isn't it!

... Never mind... It was when a meteor hit my planet.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Haha, sure! So only your definition matters and everyone else can just shut up. I'd compliment you for that if it wasn't so dumb!

Oh. Yeah, I guess it was sort of like that. Only it was a bunch of meteors instead of one! Just one sounds a little weakslime to me.

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[orderlybento.livejournal.com]

[Crosses her arms in irritation at... all of this. She doesn't like your anything.]

Could you quit being so rude?

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Only if you quit being so boring!

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[orderlybento.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry if you find me boring!

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

If you were really sorry, you'd clean up your act! Hahahaha.

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[orderlybento.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not going to! I like myself the way I am.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Then I guess I'm not going to stop being rude! Because I like myself the way I am, too. [ ::::) ]